Star Magazine is reporting Megan Fox wed Brian Austin Green late last week in Hawaii. While we were blistering in the heat! We didn’t even get any chance to speculate incorrectly about anything! What a pair of SourPatch Kids they are.
An insider said “they had a fairly large wedding, but there were clearly more security people than guests! They had so many security people that they had to call in local security because the hotel security alone wouldn’t do. It was very hush hush. Everyone was sworn to secrecy.” You’d think Chelsea Clinton was marrying herself or something!
The wedding took place at the Four Seasons Hualalai on the big island of Hawaii, which is a better place to get married than the Little White Wedding Chapel in Vegas (where we all thought they’d go to tie the knot). Now, they’re honeymooning in Hawaii… but they’re really just scanning the beaches for the engagement ring Fox dropped back when Green proposed to her on June 1st with two metal detectors from an infomercial. Fox just ain’t one of those “gold band only” girls.
Source: Star Magazine
