Nicolas Cage, thanks for gracing us this averagely average Wednesday, with your talk of animal sex.
“I have a fascination with fish, birds and whales — sentient life — insects, reptiles. I actually choose the way I eat according to the way animals have sex. I think fish are very dignified with sex. So are birds. But pigs, not so much. So I don’t eat pig meat or things like that. I eat fish and fowl.”
Cagey-boy! What is this?! I’m inclined to say you’re insane, and gently remind you that sharing your clearly extensive knowledge of animal copulation is not going to convince me to see Ghost Rider. But you’re a smart guy, and you know that. So now I’m thinking this little tidbit of information just slipped out. However, if you’re going to start campaigning for cleaner animal sex, you need to film at least four Face Off sequels…because that’s the only way I can take any more comments like this.
(Also, birds don’t have as clean sex as you think they do. They do it on telephone wires — which, incidentally, pigs don’t do.)
Source: NYPost
