“If anybody is in this business to get famous, they ought to get out, because everybody falls off the shortlist eventually. Everybody.”
–Kate Hudson
“I can’t believe I cast the motherf**ker in six movies and he didn’t have the f**king courtesy to be like, ‘Do you want to show up in Gone, Baby, Gone?'”
–Kevin Smith, upset about not being cast in Ben Affleck’s directorial debut
“I bought, like, a monkey, a tiger and some ferrets. I tried to bring them on a commercial flight and they wouldn’t let me fly with all the animals. They said it wasn’t a traveling circus.”
–Paris Hilton
“Marcia Cross made the mistake of getting married the same weekend as Nicole Kidman–her marriage went straight to video.”
–David Spade jokes about the Desperate Housewives star’s unfortunate wedding date
“They’re outside the house right now, at least 40 of them. There are two boats out in the water, and there’s an occasional chopper that goes by. It’s madness!”
–Brad Pitt, on the paparazzi
“I’ve been craving peanut butter and mayonnaise fried cheese sandwiches.”
–Anna Nicole Smith, who is six months pregnant with her second child
“A friend of mine had seen a TV report and emailed me, ‘I’m so sorry. I just heard your father died.’ And I was just in total shock.”
–Tori Spelling, on how she heard her father, TV mogul Aaron, had passed away
“His butt–he’s got a cute butt!”
–Kate Bosworth reveals the best thing about seeing Brandon Routh in tights in Superman Returns
“I love my gay friends most. I now know they are the safest.”
–Kate Moss
“We kiss and cuddle. Every now and again he’ll say, ‘Orly, can I have a quick kiss? I miss you.’ I’m like, ‘Johnny, really?’”
–Orlando Bloom jokes about the camaraderie between him and his Pirates of the Caribbean co-star Johnny Depp
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