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The Graduate‘s Anne Bancroft and Dustin Hoffman? Just six years. But the age gap between these on-screen lovers are actually worth an arched eyebrow …
8 Years!
Brad Pitt and Geena Davis, Thelma & Louise
OK, eight years isn’t a whole lotta difference, but when Brad looks about 19 and an underwear(less) model, Geena seems an awfully lucky cougar.
KEEP READING: David Kross and Kate Winslet![PAGEBREAK]
15 Years!
David Kross and Kate Winslet, The Reader
She runs him a bath, then bum-rushes him with her naked body! Then, she mocks the age gap again by inverting it and asking the boy to read to her!
KEEP READING: Vincent Gallo and Chloe Sevigny![PAGEBREAK]
13 Years!
Vincent Gallo and Chloe Sevigny, The Brown Bunny
Chloe gives Vincent an actual oral job on the movie set, but the 13-year age diff was a real-life thang for the then girlfriend and boyfriend.
KEEP READING: Kevin Spacey and Mena Suvari![PAGEBREAK]
19 Years!
Kevin Spacey and Mena Suvari, American Beauty
The balding creep crept up on Mena’s high-school cheerleader character on the regular — and strangely, she was always covered in red rose petals.
KEEP READING: Bruce Willis and Jessica Alba! [PAGEBREAK]
26 Years!
Bruce Willis and Jessica Alba, Sin City
Ohhh, Nancy. You grew up. You’re like a daughter to me … but OMG, I’ve always wanted to lay a wet one on those luscious lips of yours. Glad you did it first, little girl!
KEEP READING: Marlon Brando and Maria Schneider! [PAGEBREAK]
28 Years!
Marlon Brando and Maria Schneider, Last Tango in Paris
Post a turbulent and passion-fueled affair between two strangers in Paris — one mourning his wife’s suicides, the other dreading her looming wedding — what was supposed to be “just sex” concludes with Marlon uttering the words: “I love you, you dummy.”
KEEP READING: Humphrey Bogart and Audrey Hepburn! [PAGEBREAK]
30 Years!
Humphrey Bogart and Audrey Hepburn, Sabrina
Sabrina was closer in age with the brother that was her life’s object of affection, but when older Linus came along to thrwart any funny business (literally, a corporate deal was at stake!), he fell under Sabrina’s spell, too — and the lust was returned!
KEEP READING: Ben Kingsley and Penelope Cruz! [PAGEBREAK]
31 Years!
Ben Kingsley and Penelope Cruz, Elegy
There’s something about professors … feeling safe tucked away in their grandpa cardigan and decades of accruing intelligence. But there’s also something about having a student that looks like Penelope — and she won’t stop calling you, the professor.
KEEP READING: Bill Murray and Scarlett Johansson! [PAGEBREAK]
34 Years!
Bill Murray and Scarlett Johansson, Lost in Translation
Bill and Scarlett shared a night of karaoke, questionable trays of Japanese grub, a night of hotel footsie, and of course, the infamous lip peck ‘n’ whisper heard (but not in actual words) from Osaka to Oklahoma.
KEEP READING: Jack Nicholson and Amanda Peet! [PAGEBREAK]
34 Years!
Jack Nicholson and Amanda Peet, Something’s Gotta Give
Before succumbing to Diane “a woman his own age” Keaton’s turtlenecks, Jack spent the cash on Viagra to please Amanda.
KEEP READING: James Mason and Sue Lyon! [PAGEBREAK]
37 Years!
James Mason and Sue Lyon, Lolita
Sigh. In order to pursue the love of a 14-year-old girl, the divorced Humbert Humbert must wed her mother (and landlady). He can’t not have his Lolita — a girl clad in red heart-shaped sunglasses who sucked on lolipops in that way!
KEEP READING: Ben Kingsley and Mary-Kate Olsen! [PAGEBREAK]
43 Years!
Ben Kingsley and Mary-Kate Olsen, The Wackness
Kingsley does it again — this time, with an actress that was practically birthed on the set of Full House long after he embodied Ghandi!
