Jerry Seinfeld Thinks Cell Phones Control Our Brains: Late Last Night

Last night, Jerry Seinfeld graced the world with the standup talents that we miss so much, performing a routine on The Late Show. Seinfeld gave a very Seinfeldian take on everything revolving cell phones, and how they have completely changed society.

Snooki showed up on Conan to dub Conan a “Guido in-the-making,” to talk about using cat litter as an exfoliate, and to debut her “Snookify Me” app, and to shower Conan in her new perfume.

The Twilight Saga: Breaking Dawn Part 1 star Jackson Rathbone showed up on Jimmy Kimmel Live! to incite a surplus of high-pitched cheering, and to discuss living out a real-life version of The Hangover when he did fourteen shots of whiskey in a half an hour in order to win a shirt, woke up the next day in a rainy alleyway, and had no idea where his friend was.


Finally, back on Conan, Rob Riggle appeared to ask the military not to call him back into action, to recall a very “romantic” love letter he wrote to his wife while fighting in Afghanistan, to talk about being terrorized by a female “drugger” when he was a child, and to give us one of his patented “POW”s.