Nic Cage is Not a Vampire: Late Last Night

The world seems to be very confused about who Nicholas Cage actually is. He stopped by Late Night with Jimmy Fallon to promote his new movie, Ghostrider: Spirit of Vengeance, but the conversation quickly turned to his disparate representations in the media. From Andy Samberg’s hyperbolic impression on SNL, to a French wax figure, to the fact that some folks are convinced he’s a vampire (he’s not, for the record), to the use of his photo as a representation of Serbian biology, the world just doesn’t seem to understand good ol’ Nic Cage.

Reese Witherspoon is one of those people who could talk to you about organizing 15 pairs of pastel pink socks for three hours, and you’d still hang on every word. She’s just that lovable. So, when she went on the Late Show with David Letterman to promote This Means War and chatted about her cute little kids and the fact that her mother calls her up to ask her about terms like D-bag, we listened and giggled along – even if the story is a little plain.

Jeff Goldblum is a real actor. At least that’s what Jimmy Kimmel surmises from the fact that the actor is starring in a play in Los Angeles. He certainly didn’t get that notion from the fact that Goldblum will appear on tonight’s episode of Glee as Rachel Berry’s dad. That being said, his presence is probably the most enticing thing about tonight’s episode.