‘Sons of Anarchy’ Gives Us a What-The-Walton-Goggins?! Moment: What’d Ya Think?



Sons of Anarchy never, ever promises business as usual. And as usual, the FX series has shocked us thoroughly. This time, it’s with a surprise guest appearance from Justified’s Walton Goggins (who once starred on The Shield, on which SoA creator Kurt Sutter served as a producer and writer). 

Of course, when Goggins waltzed on-screen, it wasn’t as some two-bit thug, as we might have expected. It was as a tall drink of prostitute (which sounds pretty gross, now that I’ve said it). Sutter wrote in the part of Venus, the transsexual prostitute the Sons hire to blackmail a city council member. Cue Goggins, clad in revealing patent leather, straddling a large, drugged-up councilman with a ball-gag and humping him while the Sons make sure to capture it all in stunning high-def photography. That’ll keep his mouth shut… well, almost. He still manages to wake up from his stupor and take a literal bite out of Tig’s rear end. 
Of course, the real gems of this mind-blowing interaction was Goggins’ unscripted kiss with Charlie Hunnam’s Jax and his one-liner to the councilman’s son, who got a hummer from Venus (and a photo shoot to keep him quiet too). Goggins says, with a surprising amount of Southern charm: “Have you ever had your d*** sucked by a Southern girl with a huge c***?”
Naturally, all that’s left to do now is talk about it.

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Celebrity Editor Kelsea Stahler was born in a pile of dirt. Okay, she was actually born in an old Naval hospital in San Diego, which then became a pile of dirt and remained as such for a number of years before becoming a parking lot perfectly sized for circus tents, and finally a museum. She eventually left San Diego to attend New York University, where she studied Journalism and English literature — two less-than profitable liberal arts degrees about which guidance counselors warned her. Against all odds, she now resides in Brooklyn, where she fights the constant fear that the locals will soon discover she isn’t quite cool enough to live there, and makes a living writing absurd, pop culture features about Batman, zombies, vampires, funny people, and Ron Swanson.