The New ‘Dancing with the Stars’ Cast Is Announced

The cast of the twelfth season of Dancing with the Stars was just announced during a series of commercial breaks from tonight’s The Bachelor, and it looks like a mix between old people who are looking to re-enter the world they thought they were too old for, and new people who are looking for this competition to cement their existence in the entertainment industry. We already knew about some dancers, like Kirstie Alley, Kendra Wilkinson, and Wendy Williams, but the remainder of the cast comes largely as a surprise to us: it’s made up of Sugar Ray Leonard, Romeo, Ralph Macchio, Petra Nemcova, Chelsea Kane, Pittsburgh Stealer Hines Ward, radio host Mike Catherwood, and WWE wrestler Chris Jericho. The season starts on March 21st, and hopefully by then, Kirstie Alley will have come up with an answer to give all the reporters as to why she joined the show.