Watch: ‘California Gurls’ on ‘Glee’

Are you one of those people who can’t manage to wait until Sunday to see the return of Glee? Do you find it cruel that tonight, in its normal slot will be a dreaded re-run, leaving us fans with nothing better to do than to knit Mark Salling’s face into an afhgan to keep us warm until the show actually returns? Well, thanks to magic of the internet, Sunday’s opening scene is now available to tide us over. Watch as Sue Sylvester’s cheerios shoot fireworks out of their boobs (yeah, you’ll take out “Sex on the beach” but firework boobs are cool?) and don blue wigs in honor of what I like to call American Chili cook-off day or the Super Bowl if you’re boring.

Source: EW

Celebrity Editor Kelsea Stahler was born in a pile of dirt. Okay, she was actually born in an old Naval hospital in San Diego, which then became a pile of dirt and remained as such for a number of years before becoming a parking lot perfectly sized for circus tents, and finally a museum. She eventually left San Diego to attend New York University, where she studied Journalism and English literature — two less-than profitable liberal arts degrees about which guidance counselors warned her. Against all odds, she now resides in Brooklyn, where she fights the constant fear that the locals will soon discover she isn’t quite cool enough to live there, and makes a living writing absurd, pop culture features about Batman, zombies, vampires, funny people, and Ron Swanson.