Apparently, when people stop talking about your scandal (because it’s completely made up and a serious case of some extreme daddy issues), all you have to do is sell some stuff on eBay and say it belonged to the actor you’re attempting to take down. Now, none of us really know whether or not Ashton Kutcher cheated on Demi Moore with Brittany Jones, attention-hungry harlot, and taking advantage of that fact Jones is now selling a sweater on eBay that she claims Kutcher gave her after their alleged tryst. WTF.
Right, so Ashton Kutcher cheated on his wife with you, then sued a company that attached his name to yours for your recent sex-tape (another reason you’re such a credible source), and he’s exhausted himself denying the accusations, but he was stupid enough to GIVE you his sweater? This is where I draw the line and call bullshit.
I up the call to utter bullshit when I see that Jones started the bidding at $500 dollars with the description, “This sweater was given to me after spending the night with Ashton. I no longer have any attachment to this sweater and I am hoping someone else will enjoy it.” Are you serious? First she tries to sell a sex tape using Kutcher’s name and now she’s trying to make a little eBay cash on the side. Even if it is Ashton’s sweater – and we have no way of knowing short of some CSI stuff, and who really cares that much? – all this little episode is signaling to anyone who’s listening is that this is one D-E-S-P-E-R-A-T-E chick. If you did have sex with him, MOVE ON. And if you didn’t, accept that no one believes you* and SHUT UP.
*Obviously some people believe her, because the bidding is already over $11,000. (Yes, as in multiple thousands of dollars. That’s my year in rent spent on a sweater that may or may not have once belonged to Ashton Kutcher. Recession be damned, the people will have their unverified celeb memorabilia!) It looks like she isn’t the most desperate Ashton fan out there.
Source: Radar Online, eBay
