10. “They make me feel ill. They are ugly, clammy, cold and flabby. I just won’t cook them. They terrify me. I hate all the folds of pimpled flesh and the disgusting gray wrinkles around the legs.”
–Catherine Zeta-Jones, on turkeys
9. “I feel like he’ll be a good Sexiest Man. I feel like he’ll appreciate it. If anything should happen to him I am there to step in and carry the mantle.”
–Matt Damon, on newly anointed People magazine Sexiest Man Alive Matthew McConaughey
8. “Every day I tell my husband, ‘Maybe we should cash in. I’ll make handmade lotions and you can write music and sell it on the Internet.'”
–Kate Hudson, mulling retirement with her husband, Black Crowes singer Chris Robinson
7. “They had to put something on my lips to make it appetizing for Fiona. It wasn’t so appetizing for me, though. The pig was slipping me the tongue and we had to do it (the scene) several times. And, on top of it all, the pig had gas.”
–Dennis Quaid, on his “kissing” scene with a pig for his new movie, Yours, Mine and Ours
6. “Even my wife doesn’t think I’m sexy. It’s a miracle we have children.”
–Hugh Laurie, star of TV’s House, on the female fans the show has brought him
5. “I would get these phone calls from upper echelons, team Disney, and it would be like, ‘Okay, okay, what are you doing with your hands? Is he drunk? Is he gay? What is he?'”
–Johnny Depp, on early concerns from Disney brass regarding his Jack Sparrow character in Pirates of the Caribbean: The Curse of the Black Pearl
4. “I still don’t get how anyone can be found not guilty of a murder and then be found responsible for it in any way, shape or form.”
–O.J. Simpson, sympathizing with Robert Blake’s current legal situation
3. “I don’t really wear bras. There’s not a lot to put in the bra.”
2. “You know it’s flattering when there’s a rumor that says I’m bisexual. It means I can play more kinds of roles. I’m open to whatever people want to call me. I’ve never really been attracted to men sexually, but I don’t think I would be afraid of it if it happened.”
–Jake Gyllenhaal, who plays a gay cowboy in upcoming film Brokeback Mountain
1. “When a woman isn’t feeling good about herself and you combine that with her period, eventually she’ll ask you if you like her body. You have to say no.”
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