10. “I live and breathe New York. I am who I am partly because of the way I was raised, and partly because I was raised here.”
–Scarlett Johansson
9. “Just because I flew the Enterprise for seven years, people think that I know what I’m talking about. The trouble is I wish I could work out how to run the air conditioning in my car and I can’t even program my video.”
–Star Trek god Patrick Stewart
8. “One of the most expensive shots in the whole movie was that naked shot because they had to digitally remove my, you know, stuff. It was very expensive for that amount of digital work!”
–Will Smith, on I, Robot
7. “I don’t have any [New Year’s] resolutions. What’s the point? There’s nothing I need to change about myself.”
–American Idol’s Simon Cowell
6. “I’m a beast of passion and purpose. My friends call me ‘Crazy Swayze.’ I’ve lived a lot of lifetimes.”
–Patrick Swayze, justifying his nickname
5. “If you can eat in a healthy way and keep exercising and get a little something done here and there, why not? I’m sure when the time comes, I’ll be in there doing something.”
–Gwyneth Paltrow is not opposed to a little nip/tuck down the road
4. “I won’t be waddling into my wedding with a big bump.”
–Katie Holmes, who won’t exchange nuptials with Tom Cruise until after she gives birth
3. “This day I will marry my best friend, the one I laugh with, live for, love.”
–Eminem, referring to the former object of his scathing rap lyrics, Kimberly Mathers, with whom he has reconciled
2. “I think I would be a nanny. I’ve heard the pay is pretty good and the perks are even better.”
–Sienna Miller, poking fun at former fiancée Jude Law, who cheated on Miller with his children’s nanny
1. “Nothing feels quite as great as an awesome movement. I mean, it’s right up there with a great orgasm.”
–Jack Black reveals his toilet catharsis
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