Countess Luann de Lesseps might not get as much screen-time as the other “Real Housewives of New York,” but she’s working to correct that. She’s recorded a HIT song (do you read me? This song is a H-I-T! It’s better than having packages of DoubleStuf Oreos mailed to your house every day for the rest of your life). She’s promoting the grits out of it, and that includes performing it on the channels that advise us to take umbrellas to work in the morning and to avoid the major highways. But that’s not because it’s a bad song! It’s a great song. It’s great because it’s soaking in truth serum.
Most recently, she appeared on KTLA yesterday and did her little drunk-on-sake-middle-aged-woman movements under the impression she was giving us some wholehearted advice. Which she is! Because it turns out, money really doesn’t buy class. In fact, it can’t buy you class! Not even an ounce of it! It’s sad, but it’s true, because if you can order a bride over the internet, you should be able to purchase some class. But it turns out, you cannot. It is not for sale.
But stop whining. You can always marry rich, and life’s still pretty great because the video below of the Countess’s KTLA karaoke session is real, and it doesn’t cost you a thing. It should…but it doesn’t. So it turns out there are two things money just can’t buy you: class, and unthinkably brilliant morning show performances by a woman who can’t even control how her body moves.
*Pay special attention to the interns pretending to enjoy themselves, and which county in California is under a wind advisory.
Source: Popnography
