• Holly Madison probably needs some bonbons, a leopard print snuggie, and a romantic comedy marathon right about now, because after spending years at the Playboy Mansion hoping for a little (giant) diamond ring, she never got one. But guess who did? Hugh Hefner’s (annoying) 24-year old girlfriend Crystal Harris promised to marry the dirty old man on Christmas Day. How do we know? He TWEETED it. Ugh. By the time you’re 84 you should know that twitter is not the way to announce an engagement. –E!
• Here’s one way to get over Darren Aronofsky when his name is popping up all over the place thanks to that creepy, little (fantastic) ballet film. His ex, Rachel Weisz kept warm on Christmas Day with agent 007 himself, Daniel Craig. They held hands through the English countryside and ate dinner together at a pub – two people that attractive being that adorable? It’s so cute it’s sickening. –People
• Bristol Palin’s coming to Arizona, and she’s even got a house, which she just paid for in CASH like some version of a dancing Alaskan mobster, so it’s for real. Palin’s looking to enroll in school in Arizona, possibly Arizona State, which may not be a top tier school, but it is listed as one of the top 10 coolest schools, so like, it will be totally perfect for a future Mama Grizzly or pit-bull with lipstick or some other strange Palinism. -TMZ
