1. Tori Spelling‘s fiancé Dean McDermott, for doing something he will so regret one day. The actor added a third tattoo to his collection of tributes to his 90210 bride-to-be. McDermott has “Truly, Madly, Deeply Tori” tattooed on his right forearm, and a portrait of Spelling on his left tricep. Now, he’s added a cross bearing whatever her nickname is.
2. New York Magazine, for one upping the papparazzi. The magazine hired look-alike models to show adoring Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie fans what life with baby Brangelina will be like. Click here for, um, images of Angie breast feeding.
3. A Japanese cinema, for introducing us to the world of “smellovision.” While screening Colin Farrell’s New World, the theater will emit seven smells from machines placed under seats at the back of the theater. A peppermint and rosemary smell will waft through the cinema during emotional sequences, while love scenes will be accompanied by a floral scent. Thank you, smell-o-visioners, for sparing moviegoers from Colin Farrell‘s odor.
4. The Cooler star Alec Baldwin, for giving us a reason to laugh. Baldwin called Paris Hilton “dumb” for her lack of common sense in making a sex tape with her beau Rick Salomon. This coming from the guy who married a woman (Kim Basinger) who bought the entire town of Braselton, Ga., for $20-million, but had to sell it for $1 million four years later when she was sued for backing out of a film she had agreed to star in.
5. Lord of the Rings star Liv Tyler, for wanting to rub our feet. Tyler said she dreams of leaving Hollywood for the countryside with her husband, musician Royston Langdon, and open a spa or restaurant. “I love cooking and giving people facials and massages,” Tyler said. How much for a 30-minute reflexology session?
6. Sixteen Candles star Molly Ringwald, for making a medium-sized comeback. The ’80s teen idol will make a guest appearance on Patricia Arquette’s TV drama Medium on May 1.
7. Jennifer Lopez’s first ex-husband, Ojani Noa, for antagonistically peddling a potential tell-all. According to the New York Post, the book contains good stuff, including private details about the star and their relationship.J.Lo is currently seeking a restraining order to keep the manuscript from becoming public.
8. Half Baked funnyman Dave Chappelle, for coming clean on why we won’t see any more of his skits on Comedy Central, biatch. Chappelle tells Esquire magazine, “The bottom line was, white people own everything, and where can a black person go and be himself or say something that’s familiar to him and not have to explain or apologize?”
9. Gay icon and then some, Barbra Streisand, for recognizing it was probably the constant parade of guest stars that did in NBC’s Will & Grace. Producers of hit sitcom tried to get Streisand to guest star on the series finale, but the legendary star repeatedly refused to appear.
10. Louis Vuitton designer Marc Jacobs, for passing on Lindsay Lohan for the French fashion house’s new campaign. According to British newspaper the Daily Mirror, Lohan is too American for Vuitton. The company’s alternate pick? The Blackberry-hurling, angst-ridden former supermodel Naomi Campbell.
