1. No, it wasn’t NWA flight #O-69… Snoop Dogg was apprehended at John Wayne Airport in Orange County, Calif. recently when airport police discovered a collapsible baton in his hand luggage. To avoid embarrassing situations like these, Snoop should start his own airline and equip it with a sassy security crew, a bathroom attendant named Johnny, a first class section where Cristal flows non-stop, and a tricked-out cockpit. Oh, wait, that’s MGM’s sexist, homophobic and stereotypical Soul Plane starring Snoop. Our bad.
2. The trial and tribulations of a porn star… Porn star and California gubernatorial candidate Mary Carey demanded Jay Leno give her equal time on his TV NBC late night show after Arnold Schwarzenegger got air time earlier this month. But that was before the Boobsville Sorority Girls star announced she was dropping out of the race to be with her injured mother, who jumped off a four-story building in Fort Lauderdale, Fla.
3. Toys and drugs do mix… Reality shows are OK for some people, but for others, they’re not necessarily a good thing. While Laguna Beach catapulted Kristin Cavallari to stardom, House of Carters is likely to hurl Nick Carter—and his clan–into oblivion. But we do love the salacious sound bytes the show provides us with, including this one: “[Paris] relied heavily on drugs and drink to give her confidence in the bedroom and was more often than not too wasted to even perform,” he quips. “If she was going overseas she’d cut a hole in her teddy and stuff it with cannabis. She had to have her own private stash with her at all times regardless of the consequences.” Aww, a cannabis bear. How cute.
4. It’s romantic and skanky, like Sid and Nancy… According to the Brit tabloids, Kate Moss and rocker Pete Doherty are considering tying the knot at London’s Marylebone Registry Office because of its rock ‘n’ roll past. “They had considered various options, including a wedding in Ibiza and the Caribbean,” an insider told The Sun. “But they have chosen Marylebone because it is in London, it is cool and they will be following in the footsteps of their idols.”
5. Tom can afford a carriage… Bosses at Armani are apparently so thrilled they’ve landed the commission to design Katie Holmes‘ wedding dress they are creating a full weekend wardrobe for the bridal party and the bride-to-be, including five one-of-a-kind outfits. We personally think that’s a little over the top, but whatever. Guess she wouldn’t look so sweet on the seat of a bicycle built for two.
6. She so wants him back… “I’ve never loved anyone the way I loved him.” That’s Tara Reid admitting her feelings for her ex, Carson Daly, in a recent TV interview. But your cute American Pie days—and any chances of getting Carson back–have come and gone, Tara.
7. We know, we know, she’s trying… Nicole Richie has checked herself into a “diagnostic treatment program” because she fears she may be suffering from a rare blood disease that is impairing her from gaining weight. But is she eating and not gaining weight or not gaining weight because she’s not eating? If it’s the former, it could be a tapeworm, in which case Nickelodeon’s Mr. Meaty has the cure: Dangle a sausage in front of her mouth and when the tapeworm slithers out to eat it, pull it out using a fishing hook. It worked on the show, seriously.
8. It’s the thought that counts… Nicole Kidman bought a $2,800 Baccarat crystal vase as a wedding gift for Tom Cruise. A Los Angeles Neiman Marcus store insider claims Nicole asked for the Diva vase to be sent to Tom’s home. Pricey, yet bland. It’s perfcet.
9. Mudslinging with a morsel of defecation… “He frequently loses control of his bladder and bowels, urinating and defecating himself.” She did not just say that! That’s David Hasselhoff‘s ex-wife, Pamela Bach, citing one of the reasons their marriage broke down. Poohing on oneself can be a bit of a turnoff.
10. And more bad news for the busty blonde… A South Carolina property tycoon is claiming Anna Nicole bought her $1 million Bahamian home on credit but has not paid him a penny for it yet. Ben Thompson says Anna Nicole is in default and wants her out by the end of the month. And it gets worst: The house helped Anna Nicole establish legal residency in the Bahamas under the premise she owned a home there so she could be evicted from the island—and right into the hands of paparazzi Larry Birkhead, who claims to be her baby’s real father. Who needs soap operas?
