[IMG:L]1. The girl knows how to deliver a burn… Bridget Moynahan made a public announcement she was more than three months pregnant with football hunk Tom Brady’s baby. Bridget and Tom broke up in November, and Tom’s now hot and heavy with supermodel Gisele Bundchen. And that’s where the burn comes in: Bridget didn’t tell Tom she was going public with the pregnancy until the very last minute—or, while he was on a romantic Paris getaway with Gisele.
[IMG:L]2. Oops, this pregnancy was a accidentally leaked… A publicist for Escada inadvertently confirmed Naomi Watts is pregnant. The press release read: “The Escada gown set off her most precious new asset–the baby she is expecting with longtime boyfriend Liev Schreiber.” Oh my god, was that still a secret? Kinda, but not anymore.
[IMG:L]3. You can only dance on so many tables… Those are words of wisdom from Anne Hathaway to party girl and possible Munchausen by Proxy Syndrome victim Lindsay Lohan. “You know, Lindsay and I have a lot more in common than people think. It’s just I did stuff at college, when nobody knew about it,” Anne explains. “I wasted time doing self-destructive things, but it didn’t work.”
[IMG:L]4. Brit dances on tables… Except no one cares. Britney hit the The Roxy in West Hollywood in a platinum wig and sunglasses. “No one noticed her, so much so that no one ever went over to her and offered her a drink or anything,” a source told People. What’s even sadder is a private birthday party was taking place in the VIP section, which included karaoke, and when Britn left, a partygoer started belting out “Baby One More Time.” Enough to drive someone like Brit back into rehab.
[IMG:L]5. She says hit me one more time… Britney’s first husband Jason Alexander fuelled reports of her druggie past last week when he confessed they once stayed awake for 72 hours, high on ecstasy and cocaine. “We used ecstasy at night to party and cocaine during the day to stay awake. Then we would take downers like Valium to come down and rest. Brit stayed up three days straight over New Year. I couldn’t keep up.” No kidding.
[IMG:L]6. Maybe she was prepartum depressed… Britney was spotted reading Brooke Shields‘ book Down Came the Rain, about postpartum depression, and now rumors are buzzing the falling star could be suffering from the illness. Please. According to her first hubby, she was messed up years before she was even knocked up. Brit is just kicking the rehab trend up a notch by pairing it with an illness—it’s almost brilliant.
[IMG:L]7. Nic, Keith, Tom and Katie…So is the ‘let’s pretend I am bitter our charade marriage ended’ act over for Nicole Kidman? Nicole and her fresh-out-of-rehab hubby Keith Urban fraternized with her ex Tom Cruise and his vacuous consort Katie Holmes for 20 minutes at Vanity Fair’s post-Oscar soiree. It was so like seven years ago. We wonder if Nic told Tom she was sorry for the jabs she took at his height after their breakup because she’s less judgmental since Keith’s rehab stint?
[IMG:L]8. Direct-to-video millionaires (no, not porn) … Ashley and Mary-Kate Olsen topped Forbes’s first-ever list of Hollywood’s Top Earning Stars Under 21. The 20-year-old twins reportedly earned about $40 million last year from their retail empire. Seriously, kids are still buying that crap? We could fathom The Adventures of Mary-Kate & Ashley flying off Wal-Mart shelves when the twins were chimp cute, but do ‘tweenagers not see they’ve morphed into skinny, greasy, chain-smoking fashion fiascos?
[IMG:L]9. Speaking of fashion fiascos… Is Vogue’s Andre Leon Talley responsible for Jennifer Hudson‘s Oscar fashion faux pas? “Jennifer was kind of sponsored by Talley and Vogue. Andre insisted she wear that hideous Oscar De La Renta dress with the awful, awful gold python bolero,” a source tells PageSix.com. “Jennifer really didn’t want to, and so Jessica Paster got her a beautiful gold Roberto Cavalli custom-made. But when Andre found out, he went ballistic. Moments before she left for the show, there was a power struggle and Jennifer ended up putting his outfit on.”
[IMG:L]10. Diddy’s in a diddy for a hit and run… Sean ‘Diddy’ Combs is being investigated by Los Angeles police for allegedly attacking a man at a post-Oscars party at the Roosevelt Hotel Sunday night. The Random Guy claims Diddy punched him in the jaw after he objected to the rapper’s attempts to woo his fiancée. Sorry, we just don’t buy that because Diddy is too suave—and he has better things to do. But Random Guy claims Diddy then fled the scene with his entourage–that we believe.
