Will Smith, Jar Jar Razzed

Hollywood types hope their best work will be remembered when that other awards show announces its nominees Tuesday. But unfortunately, their worst work won’t be forgotten either, not if the Golden Raspberry Awards Foundation has anything to say about it.

At least “Wild Wild West” knows it won’t walk away honor-less. Last summer’s Will Smith stinker, along with the blockbuster “Star Wars: Episode I — The Phantom Menace“, topped the nominations for the 20th Annual Razzie Awards, announced today.

Wild Wild West” and “Phantom Menace” are up for eight Razzies each. The digs at “West” include nods for Worst Picture, Worst Actor (Kevin Kline), Worst Screen Couple (Kline and Smith), Worst Director (Barry Sonnenfeld), Worst Supporting Actor (Kenneth Branagh) and two nods for Worst Supporting Actress (Salma Hayek and Kline as a prostitute).

The flick will duke it out for Worst Picture dishonors with “Phantom Menace,” as well as “Big Daddy,” “The Haunting” and “The Blair Witch Project.”.

The Golden Raspberrys also announced nominations for the worst actor and actress of the entire blinkin’ 20th century. The uncoveted races will pit the likes of Kevin Costner against Pauly Shore, and Madonna against Brooke Shields.

Past multiple Razzie winners “Striptease,” “Showgirls,” “Hudson Hawk,” “An Alan Smithee Film: Burn, Hollywood, Burn!” and “The Postman” are all in contention for the title worst picture of the 1990s.

Some of today’s picks reveal the Razzies’ “pet” performers. Consider the Sofia Coppola worst supporting actress nomination for “Episode I.” (Blink and you missed her as one of Queen Amidala’s handmaidens. And what were her lines, other than, say, “Yes, your Majesty”?) And what about Sylvester Stallone‘s nomination for Worst Actor of the Century — noting he deserves the nod for “99.5% of Everything He’s Ever Done.” (Ouch.)

The most curious dig: Madonna‘s nomination for Worst Actress of the Century. According to the Razzies, her bad-movie resume includes 1980’s “Endless Love.” But, was she even in the film? (No comment yet from the Razzies on that apparent typo.)

Oh well: Like Madonna would show up to the ceremonies, which, for the record, are scheduled for March 25 — 24 hours before the real-deal Academy Awards — at the Hollywood Roosevelt Hotel.

The actual award, a gold-spray-painted plastic raspberry atop a mangled Super 8 film reel, reportedly is worth about $4.27.

Here’s the complete nominee list for the 20th Annual Razzie Awards:

Worst Picture

“Big Daddy” “The Blair Witch Project” “The Haunting” “Star Wars: Episode I — The Phantom Menace” “Wild Wild West

Worst Actor

Kevin Costner, “For Love of the Game” and “Message in a BottleKevin Kline, “Wild Wild WestAdam Sandler, “Big Daddy” Arnold Schwarzenegger, “End Of DaysRobin Williams, “Bicentennial Man” and “Jakob The Liar

Worst Actress

Heather Donahue, “The Blair Witch ProjectMelanie Griffith, “Crazy in AlabamaMilla Jovovich, “The Messenger: The Story of Joan of ArcSharon Stone, “Gloria” Catherine Zeta-Jones, “Entrapment” and “The Haunting”

Worst Screen Couple

Pierce Brosnan and Denise Richards, “The World Is Not EnoughSean Connery and Catherine Zeta-Jones, “EntrapmentKevin Kline and Will Smith, “Wild Wild WestJake Lloyd and Natalie Portman, “Star Wars: Episode I — The Phantom MenaceLili Taylor and Catherine Zeta-Jones, “The Haunting”

Worst Supporting Actress

Sofia Coppola, “Star Wars: Episode I — The Phantom MenaceSalma Hayek, “Dogma” and “Wild Wild WestKevin Kline (as a prostitute), “Wild Wild WestJuliette Lewis, “The Other SisterDenise Richards, “The World Is Not Enough

Worst Supporting Actor

Jar Jar Binks (voice by Ahmed Best), “Star Wars: Episode I — The Phantom MenaceKenneth Branagh, “Wild Wild WestGabriel Byrne, “End of Days” and “Stigmata” Jake Lloyd, “Star Wars: Episode I — The Phantom MenaceRob Schneider, “Big Daddy”

Worst Director

Jan DeBont, “The Haunting” Dennis Dugan, “Big Daddy” Peter Hyams, “End Of DaysGeorge Lucas, “Star Wars: Episode I — The Phantom MenaceBarry Sonnenfeld, “Wild Wild West

Worst Screenplay

“Big Daddy” “The Haunting” “The Mod Squad” “Star Wars: Episode I — The Phantom Menace” “Wild Wild West

Worst Actor of the Century

Kevin Costner The Artist Formerly Known As Prince William Shatner Pauly Shore Sylvester Stallone

Worst Actress of the Century

Elizabeth Berkley Bo Derek Madonna Brooke Shields Pia Zadora

Worst Picture of the Decade

“An Alan Smithee Film: Burn, Hollywood, Burn!” “Hudson Hawk” “The Postman” “Showgirls” “Striptease”

Worst New Star of the Decade

Elizabeth Berkley Jar Jar Binks (voiced by Ahmed Best) Sofia Coppola, “The Godfather Part III,” “Star Wars: Episode I — The Phantom Menace” Dennis Rodman, “Double Team” and “Simon SezPauly Shore

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