[IMG:L]Every Monday, we run down the week’s best, craziest and most talked-about quotes from celebs. (Click here for last week’s celeb quotes!)
“To all the people watching, I can never thank you enough for your kindness to me and I’ll think about it for the rest of my life. All I ask of you is one thing: please don’t be cynical. I hate cynicism — it’s my least favorite quality and it doesn’t lead anywhere. ”
—Conan O’Brien, during his emotional farewell on the final episode of The Tonight Show With Conan O’Brien[PAGEBREAK]
“At least in your head, your fire burns as brightly. Let’s not kid ourselves. But God bless her that she likes older guys. And some wonderful enhancements have happened in the last few years — Viagra, Cialis — that can make us all feel younger. ”
—Michael Douglas, on keeping up with wife Catherine Zeta-Jones, who is 25 years his junior[PAGEBREAK]
“All I want to do now is f**k the girls I’ve already f**ked, because I can’t fathom explaining myself to somebody who can’t believe I’d be interested in them, and they’re going, ‘But you’re John Mayer!’ So I’m going backwards to move forward. I’m too freaked out to meet anybody else. ”
—John Mayer[PAGEBREAK]
“I don’t mind doing interviews. I don’t mind answering thoughtful questions. But I’m not thrilled about answering questions like ‘If you were being mugged, and you had a lightsaber in one pocket and a whip in the other, which would you use?'”
—Harrison Ford[PAGEBREAK]
“I’m 24 in New York City, so I’m not exactly coming home every night plucking the violin strings.”
—Chace Crawford enjoys being a young and single celebrity[PAGEBREAK]
“The antimilitary thing is kind of tough for me because my younger brother Dave was a marine for six years, fought (in) Desert Storm and he’s worked for me for years.”
—James Cameron, on claims that Avatar is antimilitary[PAGEBREAK]
“The remarks that were attributed to me. I didn’t necessarily make those comments … I gather you have a dog in this fight. Do you have a dog in this fight? Or are you impartial?”
—Mel Gibson, during a heated exchange with an interviewer about his alleged anti-Semitic rant in 2006[PAGEBREAK]
“The idea of showing my body in a film fills me with fear. To strip, I have to get drunk first.”
—Sandra Bullock[PAGEBREAK]
“I’m trying to talk him into it… The issue would be, you have the younger Frank, then you have the older Frank, then you have the middle-aged Frank… and so there’s gonna be an interesting casting situation.”
—Martin Scorsese, on his plans to make a Frank Sinatra biopic with Leonardo DiCaprio[PAGEBREAK]
“You hear those stories like once you have kids your life is over, but I actually like my life the way it is. That being said, I think I’d be a great dad. I’d like to come back and have me for a dad.”
—Quentin Tarantino, who nearly succumbed to “baby fever” a few years ago
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