Each week, we list the coolest celebs, movies and happenings in the world of entertainment.
1. Heather Locklear, for coming out of the latest Hollywood love triangle smelling like a rose. Locklear’s longtime pal and neighbor Denise Richards, who is in a bitter divorce from Charlie Sheen, has hooked up with the former Melrose Place star’s ex, Richie Sambora. Tsk tsk, Denise.
2. Two and a Half Men star Charlie Sheen, for expunging Denise Richards off his skin, so to speak. At the launch of his kids clothing line, Sheen Kidz, last weekend, Sheen wore a piece of white tape over Denise‘s name, which he had tattooed on his left wrist before the couple wed in 2002.
3. Maids in Manhattan, for dusting off boss and denim-lover Naomi Campbell. The Blackberry-slinging supermodel faces further abuse allegations after former maid Gaby Gibson claimed she was hit on the head, just like former housekeeper Ana Scolavino–and for the same reason. Gibson told Britain’s The Sun, “She hit me with her hand on the back of the head when I couldn’t find her Stella McCartney jeans.”
4. Illusionist David Copperfield, for eluding assailants. When Copperfield and two assistants were robbed at gunpoint after a performance in West Palm Beach, Florida, the magician turned his pockets inside out to show he had nothing on him. But it was a sleight of hand by the illusionist, who later showed police he was carrying a passport, wallet and cell phone.
5. Nicole Kidman‘s publicist Catherine Olin, for rushing to deny reports she issued a statement from her Oscar-winning Aussie boss saying the actor had sent her ex-husband, Tom Cruise, her best wishes on the birth of his new daughter. That’s now a double burn for TomKat.
6. Former Frasier star Kelsey Grammer, for warning Maxim readers about the dangers of homemade sex videos. “Even if you’re just an old slob with a video camera, you don’t realize you shouldn’t do it. You throw it in the back of a dark closet until your old girlfriend remembers it’s there because you’re famous now and she’s not,” he says. “But if you’re not prepared to do the time, don’t do the crime.”
7. Singer and actor Mandy Moore, for not getting her panties in a bunch over her May Cosmopolitan cover with the headline ‘orgasms unlimited’ next to her face. “The horrifying part is my parent’s have framed every magazine that I’ve ever been on from the beginning,” Moore explains. “So there’s a whole wall dedicated to that and it starts off with me at 14 and ‘Mandy’s favorite color is pink!’ and now Cosmo and my face and ‘orgasms unlimited.’”
8. The ridiculously unstylish Helena Bonham Carter, for being, um, delusional? Carter has joined forces with swimwear designer Samantha Sage to form new fashion duo, the Pantaloonies. The pair’s first collection, Bloomin’ Bloomers, will be launched by London’s luxury department store Harrods.
9. Star and former nicotine junkie Jennifer Aniston, for not caring about her messed up priorities. The actor has given up smoking not because secondhand smoke kills bystanders, but because she wants to preserve her voice to sing in a musical.
10. Metallica frontman James Hetfield, for caring about his peers. The partier turned teetotal will take to the stage in Los Angeles next week with bassist Robert Trujillo and Alice in Chains members Jerry Cantrell and Sean Kinney to raise money for the MusiCares MAP Fund, which helps people in the music industry receive addiction treatment, regardless of how much money they have.
