1. She’s shedding boys and panties… Once upon a time, Britney visited a gas station toilette in her bare feet. We cringed at the thought of Brit possibly stomping on an old syringe, or worst, pee droplets belonging to someone other than herself. Nowadays, Brit is pumping gas sans skivvies. British newspapers this week published censored (with a pink heart, no less) photos of the pop star filling her car up with gas near her home in Malibu without underwear. That’s the second time in as many weeks Brit has flashed her crotch. Last Friday, she was snapped pantyless while stepping out of a car outside West Hollywood nightclub Hyde. It seems all that partying with fellow crotch flashers Paris and Lindsay is rubbing off on her.
2. No, YOU’RE anorexic… Nicole Richie recently fired that stylist Rachel Zoe (and looking way better on the red carpet). Now, Nicole’s insulting her on her MySpace Web page. “Blind Item: What 35-year-old raisin face whispers her order of 3 peices (sic) of asparagus for dinner at Chateau (Marmont) every night, and hides her deathly disorder by pointing the finger at me, and used her last paycheck I wrote her to pay for a publisist (sic) instead of a nutritionist? HINT: Her nickname is lettucecup…” Shouldn’t her nickname be asparagusspear?
3. We think she needs hairapy… Jennifer Aniston tops a new In Touch magazine poll to find the Most Wanted Star Hairstyles, beating out Lindsay Lohan, Beyonce Knowles, Scarlett Johansson and Jessica Simpson. That’s just egging Jennifer to cling to that stale look of hers. Whether she’s on the red carpet, in public service announcements or in movies, she always looks the same. OK–she had a cute bob during Friends, but she started growing out the day she cut it. Same for the little bang she sported at the Along Came Polly premiere (photos). She needs a hair intervention to get her out of her look rut.
4. We wonder who her Mr. Big was… “Sex and the City changed everything for me because those girls would sleep with so many people.” That’s Lindsay Lohan on where she gets her sex ed from.
5. Daddy Holmes is brainwashed too… Katie Holmes‘ dad Martin toasted daughter and Tom Cruise at the rehearsal dinner before the Big Day in a bid to dispel rumors he disapproved of the nuptials. “Tom expressed his love in many different ways–obviously he wanted the whole world to know how much he loved Katie. I like that. I respect men who are not afraid to show their true feelings. I respect Tom for the commitment he had made to provide happiness and love to Katie.”
6. Four weddings and a divorce… Pamela Anderson this week filed for divorce from husband Kid Rock after less than four months of marriage. It’s big news because, in case you forgot, they had a gazillion wedding ceremonies, wasting what amounts to tons of money and cake. Tons.
7. BFF, if by forever you mean for now… Britney Spears and Paris Hilton have become so close since the pop star filed for divorce from Cletus, the two are now like sisters—that’s according to Paris’ rep, Elliott Mintz. EM also rubbished rumors of a Paris/Lindsay feud, adding, “What I’ve observed is that we have three extraordinarily powerful women who generate a tremendous amount of attention, money and adulation and they’re tired of other people trying to ride on their coattails and creating false drama.” Are we the only ones experiencing a gag reflex? Expect the friendship to crumble when Paris hits on K-Fed.
8. We no longer feel all sad for her… While taping a pre-interview chat with a producer working for Entertainment Tonight, Anna Nicole Smith let slip she may be pregnant again. “I think I might be pregnant again… Did that just come out?” Unfortunately, it did. Anna added: “I’m not ready. Howard wants to have another baby…He wants to have a little boy.” Anna Nicole didn’t say whether the baby will be abandoned at a garbage dump in Beijing if it’s a girl.
9. Oh, goody: Elisabeth the curmudgeon squirms again… When Danny DeVito made an early morning appearance on The View to promote Deck the Halls, he was still tipsy from a night of heavy partying with pal George Clooney. DeVito cursed his seventh Limoncello di Capri before launching into a boozy rant against President George W. Bush–most of which was censored by the network. Co-hosts Rosie O’Donnell and Joy Behar laughed, but Elisabeth Hasselbeck seethed. We liked her way better on The Look for Less.
10. Mel gets to point the finger at someone else… Mel Gibson claims he came close to writing a note to Michael Richards after the Seinfeld star’s racist rant at The Laugh Factory. “You don’t need to be inebriated to be bent out of shape. But my heart went out to the guy… I like him.” Of course he does, because Kramer’s use of the N-word will make us forget Mel‘s anti-Semitic rant, right?
