Lindsay Lohan is a crazy bitch. But here’s why we’re (still) paying attention …
1. Lindsay exists in a perpetually photographed bubble of celebrity purgatory.
The formerly fresh-faced actress definitely ain’t A-list or fresh-faced or an actress anymore, but this scrappy bitch still weasels her way into high profile events with the best of ‘em. Even the places she’s technically blacklisted from. (Linds has been barred — barred — from working with Louis Vuitton.) More power to her.
2. She’s like a female Perez Hilton.
Also gay, Lindsay has morphed into a fascinating hybrid of celebrity/celebrity voyeur via her constant Twitter stream. A very ballsy (or completely wasted) Lindsay called Justin Timberlake in a Tweet, claiming she saw him canoodling with a chick that definitely wasn’t Jessica Biel at a club in New York City. Oh, SNAP! Lindsay “says” someone hacked into her account, but we love the idea of her stirring up a scandal from the VIP booth of some dank club at three in the morning — whether it’s true or not.
3. She’s crazy like a fox.
You can see it in her feral eyes. Topless Twitter photos. Accused of stealing $40,000 worth of jewelry from an Elle magazine shoot. None of this would ever happen to classy once-upon-a-time-ago rivals like Hilary Duff, and that’s why Hilary Duff is 100 percent less interesting than LiLo.
4. Three trips to rehab, and she still parties like Kiefer Sutherland at an open bar.
We have no idea how LiLo is funding her neverending night on the town, but she seems to have put a stop-loss on her downward spiral, and the daily pictures of her waif bod leaving H.Wood/Bar Deluxe/MyHouse and every other hotter than thou club in LA and NYC tickle our dull online lives. Living vicariously? Hell, yes, we are.
5. She’s bad at relationships.
So are we, but we didn’t go on the Ellen DeGeneres Show and talk about getting dumped three days after it happened. This painfully awkward post-breakup interview and her lovelorn Twitter stream of gems like “being cheated does wonders for you” make us both want to rock her like a baby and commiserate with her over a bottle of tequila. Lindsay, let’s be friends.
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