[IMG:L]We conducted 15 interviews with the famous, and they Tweeted us their answers (or was it the other way around?) …
Miley Cyrus
Tween Sensation/Future Celebrity Rehab Member
Q: Hey, Miley, what was the worst thing that happened to you today?
Tweet: mileycyrus just saw america farara ahhh! i dont know how to spell her name oopsie 🙂 shes cutttee
KEEP READING: Pete Tweets … About Ashlee’s Breast Milk
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Pete Wentz
Fall Out Boy/Eyeliner Wearer
Q: Hey, Pete, what did you experience after you tasted Ashlee Simpson’s breast milk?
Tweet: petewentz my teeth feel fuzzy like after you drink a soda. like they are itchy. brushings not helping. needed to get that off my chest.
KEEP READING: John Mayer on Seeing God
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John Mayer
Musician/Rebound Lover
Q: Hey, John, we hear you recently had a vision and saw God. Want to describe what that was like?
Tweet: Johncmayer So there I was, stuck in traffic, wishing I could just snack on a 3 pound sack of cherries and.. BAM! There he was! Thank you, cosmos!
KEEP READING: Katy Talks About … What Else?
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Katy Perry
Singer/Girl-Kisser
Q: Hey, Katy, sorry for being a bit vulgar, but your nipples are, um, really perky right now. What gives?
Tweet: katyperry Just finished a violent game of dodgeball. Sushi now. Ice-ing my boobs… They always stick out, damn handicap.
KEEP READING: Sarah Silverman Waxes Philosophical
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Sarah Silverman
Comedian/F–ker of Matt Damon
Q: Hey, Sarah, give us your perfect version of how you want to be reincarnated.
Tweet: SarahKSilverman I’m elderly and black and blind and my corns hurt. Also I play a bluesy instrument.
KEEP READING: Wolverine Dodges a Question About the Sequel
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Hugh Jackman
Actor/Dancer/Killer
Q: Hey, Hugh, who are you thinking of asking to play the villains in the sequel to Wolverine?
Tweet: RealHughJackman Just met with Mexico’s President Felipe Calderon and First Lady Margarita. They were both incredibly interesting, warm and inviting.
KEEP READING: Emmy Rossum on Adrian Grenier
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Emmy Rossum
Actress/Has Nice Hair
Q: Hey, Emmy, Where do you plan to pick up some meat on your way to Adrian Grenier’s BBQ?
Tweet: emmyrossum I’ve never been to a bris before. On memorial day no less. I’m a little scared!
KEEP READING: Blink-182 Craziness in the Studio!
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Mark Hoppus
Blink-182/Maker of Bad Hair Decisions
Q: Hey, Mark, we bet it’s just a barrel of laughs being in the studio with Blink-182 again. Is it just constant fart jokes all the time?
Tweet: markhoppus Current in-studio discussion: the similarity between the DNA strand patterns of humans and worms.
KEEP READING: TweE!ts from SE!acrest
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Ryan Seacrest
American Idol/Misser of Brian Dunkleman
Q: Hey, Ryan, we hear you and E! have a special relationship where they don’t pay you money. What does a guy like you love more than money?
Tweet: RyanSeacrest I love edamame!! Eating it on enews set
KEEP READING: Oprah Talks About Her Puppies-and-Prisoners Episode
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Oprah
The Oprah
Q: Hey, Oprah, we know you loved today’s show a lot. Can you rank, in order, your favorite people you helped on the show?
Tweet: Oprah Why I LOVED today’s show: puppies get saved. Prisoners get healed. Soldiers get helped. Full circle blessing. Thanks for watching.
KEEP READING: Remember Jane Fonda’s Exercise Video?
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Jane Fonda
Actress/Activist/Barbarella
Q: Hey, Jane, how long should a quickie workout take for someone looking to drop a couple pounds using a Jane Fonda Exercise Video?
Tweet: Janefonda For a giant tortoise, a quickie is two hours.
KEEP READING: Shaq and Lance Armstrong’s War of Words
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Shaquille O’Neal
Phoenix Sun/Hardcore Tweeter
Q: Hey, Shaq, did you hear that Lance Armstrong claims he could beat you in a potato sack race? He also said he could easily eat WAY more cherry pie than you.
Tweet: THE_REAL_SHAQ @lancearmstrong this is shaq, I challenge u to a race anytime any place, its time someone challenged u, call perry rogers for details its on
KEEP READING: The Dog Whisperer Tweets About, Well, Dogs
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Cesar Millan
Dog Whisperer/Scooby-Doo Hater
Q: Hey, Cesar, why do you think Barack Obama is the perfect President to have after eight years of George W. Bush?
Tweet: cesarmillan One of the best things we can do for abused animals is provide them with confident, calm-assertive leadership they can trust.
KEEP READING: Ben Folds Gets Vulgar
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Ben Folds
Musician/Confuses 3 for 5
Q: Hey, Ben, we heard you’re like the Grateful Dead and have people following you on tour. What are those fans like?
Tweet: BenjaminFolds i have one follower. someone called britanny_f*ck_suck. am i doing something wrong?
KEEP READING: Larry King Has a Twitter Page?!
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Larry King
Newsman/Cryptkeeper
Q: Hey, Larry, how come you kept plugging Thursday’s episode of Leno, claiming there’d be earth shattering news?
Tweet: kingsthings on Leno last night, Billy Crystal said I am the original tweeter referring to my old USA Today column… he’s right! Did you see it?
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