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Jake Gyllenhaal Is An Ass-Man.

Checkin’ out the goods, eh Jake?  Last night was game seven of the NBA finals between the Los Angeles Lakers and the Boston Celtics, but Gyllenhaal had more important things to pay attention to.  Hey man, take a picture it’ll last longer.  Oh wait, someone did.  And you got BUSTED.  Guess this dispels the gay rumors.

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Yes, today has been an especially exciting day for news, what with this compelling report and the story of Snoop Dogg’s new True Blood music video ‘Oh Snookie.’  Remember folks, good journalism is what preserves our democracy.  This is important work we do here.

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