[IMG:L]Every Monday we run down the week’s best, craziest and most talked-about quotes from celebs.
“There’s a fissure, a crack in my enthusiasm at the moment. It was all born in that office.”
—Johnny Depp, on the possibility of a fourth Pirates of the Caribbean movie following the departure of Disney chairman Dick Cook [PAGEBREAK]
“It was something, but I don’t believe it was rape-rape. He went to jail and when they let him out he was like, ‘This guy’s gonna give me 100 years. I’m not staying.'”
—Whoopi Goldberg, weighing in on director Roman Polanski’s 1977 conviction of unlawful sex with a minor, for which he was recently arrested [PAGEBREAK]
“As many of you may know, on this past Friday’s show I was doing a stunt and I hit my head and suffered a slight concussion. And I promise, if you’re a good audience, I’ll do it again tonight.”
—Conan O’Brien, poking fun at the injury that caused him to miss a taping of The Tonight Show [PAGEBREAK]
“Exploiting the history of our family and the death of our father John Phillips for the release of a book is disgusting.”
—Bijou Phillips, on her half-sister Mackenzie’s revelations of a long-running affair with their father, John [PAGEBREAK]
“We spoke about the Joker, and he said it was fun beyond belief to play that character. Honestly, when people are giving out all those s**t stories about him getting so dark and inside the character … this was just utter fun for him.”
—Terry Gilliam, on speculation that Heath Ledger’s role as the Joker in The Dark Knight left him in a bad state of mind in the time leading up to his death
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“It was very abrupt… I got the phone call and I got invited and usually you get notice for these kinda things… but I had already planned a trip to New York… I would have loved to have been there, but a week’s notice is kinda soon.”
—Brody Jenner, explaining why he was a no-show at his stepsister Khloe Kardashian’s wedding to Lamar Odom [PAGEBREAK]
“I just feel like I don’t need to be another notch on his belt.”
—Kristin Cavallari, on why she turned down a date with John Mayer [PAGEBREAK]
“I think he would have done that if that was 50 Cent. No one is scared of 50 Cent. I want everyone to be clear: No one is scared of 50 Cent.”
—Jay-Z, when asked if Kanye West would’ve rushed the stage at the MTV Video Music Awards if 50 Cent was accepting a trophy instead of Taylor Swift [PAGEBREAK]
“I think I’d rather get run over by a train.”
—Madonna, after David Letterman asked if she’d ever like to get married again following her divorce from Guy Ritchie [PAGEBREAK]
“There’s no hard feelings … When the movie comes out, I’m going to go see it and I’m going to enjoy it.”
—Mr. T isn’t bitter about being replaced by Quinton ‘Rampage’ Jackson in the upcoming A-Team movie
