[IMG:L]Every Monday we run down the week’s best, craziest and most talked-about quotes from celebs. (Click here for last week’s celeb quotes!)
“She’s tougher than I am. She has a good head on her shoulders … She’s really good. If I’m going out late, she’ll go home early.”
—Lindsay Lohan, defending her 15-year-old sister Ali’s new party lifestyle [PAGEBREAK]
“That pisses me off, it really does — because it’s so insulting … It’s attitudes like that that make Hollywood think that these [characters] do not exist and that’s why there’s no material speaking to them, speaking to us. I would love to read that to my fan base.”
—Tyler Perry, responding to director Spike Lee’s comment that Perry’s films and TV show are nothing more than “coonery and buffoonery” [PAGEBREAK]
“Little did I know I would be in Danbury, Connecticut, without a rental car, living off a highway. I had to rely on Keanu, who had the car he drives in the film, to get me to Starbucks — that’s how low-budget it was.”
—Winona Ryder, who was forced to “slum it” with her co-star Keanu Reeves while they shot the indie film The Private Lives of Pippa Lee [PAGEBREAK]
“According to the will, Diana Ross will be the guardian if anything happens to my mother. I know Diana would do a good job with them, but I think the kids will stay within the family and I’d be more than delighted to look after them.”
—La Toya Jackson wants to be next in line to be named guardian of her late brother Michael’s children [PAGEBREAK]
“I spend more time here than anywhere else apart from the States, so it makes sense. I don’t get all the tea-drinking, though.”
—50 Cent, currently house-hunting in London [PAGEBREAK]
“For f**k’s sake! You can do better. There is no way I am leaving here with Jeremy Piven getting a higher bid.”
—Charlize Theron, at a charity auction, before a female bidder paid $140,000 to share a 20-second kiss with the actress [PAGEBREAK]
“It takes a while to understand George because he’s a motormouth — he really can talk, so you’ve got to kind of wade through a lot of it.”
—Bill Murray, on his Fantastic Mr. Fox co-star George Clooney [PAGEBREAK]
“It never feels good. Yes, it’s divorce; it’s a given that it will be public. But… it’s so disrespectful: ‘You’re an actress, you owe us this?’ ‘F**k you,’ is what I say.”
—Robin Wright Penn is angry that the details of her impending divorce with Sean Penn have been leaked to the media [PAGEBREAK]
“It’s not a dirty word. It’s not a curse word. It’s a presentation of an idea that makes people think a little harder about what they’re listening to, which I don’t think is the worst thing in the world.”
—John Mayer, on his new marijuana-referencing song “Who Says” [PAGEBREAK]
“You know I’m down with it. I love that show. I wish I could be on it. I’d be a hell of a vampire, don’t you think? So what’s happening, True Blood? Get at me — Snoop Dogg wants to be a vampire. ”
—Snoop Dogg
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