That Cameron Diaz, boy. She lives her life right. She’s positively “glowing” the cover of this month’s Vogue UK, which means there’s an entire article in the magazine devoted to her, which means there’s bound to be times she tries to break ahead of the other Vogue UK cover people by talking about something earth-shattering. For instance, she maintains that perpetual “Charlie’s Angels” shape by…
“I guess it’s just exercise, healthy diet, lots of water, lots of laughter, lots of sex – yes, sex, we need that as human beings. It’s healthy it’s natural, it’s what we are here to do! I’m 37, I don’t need to go out and party anymore.”
You mean…sex? As in…well, like, WHAT? No, that can’t be right. Wait. Just what now? She gets her abs and thighs and nice lips looking the way they do by having sex? With like, regular people or actors? Yeah, this is definitely wrong. But back up. What did she say about partying? She’s replaced it with sex? At 37? Forget about Vogue — how has she not been interviewed by Newsweek? This is innovative and insightful. Someone call Newsweek because Cameron Diaz is saying all we need to do to look good is have sex. Because we’re human beings! And we’re sexual creatures! Who need sex! And to think, that jerky jerk Darwin wasted all that time on ships, arguing we should do it to populate the planet because that’s what the dodo birds were doing. But Cammy here…Cammy thinks we should do it to make our hair silky! And our butts higher! So do your part today, and have some sex. This is YOUR year to look good, and you’ve already wasted five months on the treadmill, which we now know doesn’t do anything. So get crackin’.
Source: The Life Files
