Hayden Panettiere has broken up with her gigantic boxer boyfriend, 35 year old Wladimir Klitschko. They’d been dating since 2009. Both individuals released statements on the split: Panettiere said, “While we decided to split, we feel great sympathy and respect for each other and will surely stay close friends.” Why did she say sympathy? He’s not one of her precious dolphins. Klitschko added, “We had a great time together. But more and more we realized how difficult it is to maintain a relationship when living on two continents…I cherish Hayden as a person and a woman. I’m sure we will stay friends.” – Contact Music
Mary Tyler Moore‘s representative told People that she has chosen to have surgery to remove a meningioma (a benign tumor located in the brain’s lining). “After a recommendation from her neurologist, who has been monitoring this for years, and a neurosurgeon, Mary decided to proceed with this fairly routine procedure,” she said. – People
The Situation’s dad, Frank Sorrentino, put up a video on Youtube (that is copywrited by a company called “F.T.L.F,” which stands for FUCK THE LITTLE FUCK) that basically says how much of a shit son Mike has been, and how hard he’s made his dad’s life. Frank also said his son put him in more confrontations than any boy he ever had (which is a pretty low bar considering he only has one other son). Then he addresses The Situation personally and says “you’re full of shit. I’m telling you you’re full of shit. I know you…I put my fucking balls on the line for you a hundred fucking times.” At the very end, it becomes clear why he filmed the video: Frank hinted at how he asked his son for a favor (probably for money), and The Situation told him to go on welfare. – Youtube
