The Attorney General of California has launched an “inquiry” into Arnold Schwarzenegger‘s finances to see if he’s used federal funds to cover up his affairs. Security officer William Taylor said he saw Arnold using California Highway Patrol (CHP) officers and vehicles to transport women from his hotel suite at the Sacramento Hyatt Regency, and back from where they came. He said, “it makes me very angry just to think of what was going on at that time. On three differed occasions after the governor arrived alone at the Hyatt Regency, CHP Dignitary Protection Services arrived in their official vehicles…about one or two hours later with one or two young females. They’d hurriedly escort the women through the service entrance on the second floor parking garage to the elevator that went down to the governor’s private wing…the women would usually stay for two or four hours and either leave through the hotel’s main entrance or e driven away by the CHP in the same official vehicles.” So ladies, if the governor ever bought you anything, it’s looking like you really just bought it for yourself. – Radar Online
Arnold, of course, Arnold denies that he used any money for women. His legal representative, Marty Singer, said that the claims of highway patrolmen shuffling “scantily clad women in and out of his [hotel] suite “completely false.” He added, “Unfortunately, the media’s relentlessness desire for new information has some outlets running stories that are made up by paying sources that have zero credibility. My client stated from the beginning that he takes full responsibility for his actions and deserves the public and media criticism. This does not entitle some in the media to be totally irresponsible.” – Fox
Courtney Love has a few things to say about Kurt Cobain’s penis, if you have a few moments. – Digital Spy
Kim Kardashian‘s engagement ring is 20.5 carats and is the size of an acorn. Yours will be the size and weight of a booger. – People