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WE HADN’T LAUGHED IN MONTHS, THEN FULL-FRONTAL NUDITY
Man, 2008 was dismal at first (I mean, Step Up 2 the Streets? Really?). Then, a poster caught our eye: “You Suck Sarah Marshall.” We hear Mila Kunis and Kristen Bell (hotttt) are in it, so, we find ourselves at the movies … laughing. Jason Segel is hilarious — even after he drops trou. OH YEAH, WELCOME BACK, OWEN WILSON!
Owen was always the better Wilson brother. Triumphantly, he put his suicide attempts of ’07 behind him, and got a movie called Drillbit Taylor out in theaters. Who cares if it was bad because, helllllooo, Owen’s back! Back to film a doggy rom-com with the ex of his BFF Vince Vaughn. Siss-boom-bah.FINE. WHATEVER. GOODBYE, JOAQUIN PHOENIX
Joaquin‘s last movie co-starring a Fanning sister was a throwaway, so now he wants out of the biz. No more acting. He wrote “BYE!” on the fingers of his right hand, “GOOD” on the fingers of his left hand, and shot us both sets of knuckles. “BYE! GOOD” to you, too, Joaquin. “LUCK! GOOD” on your singing career (scoff).PROP 8 MUSICAL: JACK BLACK IS JESUS!
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RICHEST MOVIES OF 2008! BREAKOUT HOTTIE!
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