[IMG:L]Every Monday, we run down the week’s best, craziest and most talked-about quotes from celebs. (Click here for last week’s celeb quotes!)
“I would rather have a prostate exam on live television by a guy with very cold hands than be on Facebook.”
—George Clooney[PAGEBREAK]
“I am beyond stunned. Just to be included in the company of these amazing women I have so admired thru (sic) the years, has left me slack jawed with awe.”
—Sandra Bullock, in a statement after being nominated for both Lead Actress Golden Globe Awards[PAGEBREAK]
“It has taken me three years to decide on the scent because I really like B.O. and I think it’s sexy. I wanted to figure out a way to make it palatable to everybody. I was like, ‘How do you get B.O. in a bottle and make an atomizer of it?'”
—Sarah Jessica Parker has been hard at work on her new fragrance, which she hopes will smell like body odor[PAGEBREAK]
“He was the only player out there breathing heavy down the back of every established actor’s neck with a thundering and ungovernable talent that came up on you quick, hissing rather mischievously with that cheeky grin, ‘Hey… get on out of my way, boys, I’m coming through!'”
—Johnny Depp, on Heath Ledger, for whom he helped fill in on new movie The Imaginarium of Dr. Parnassus[PAGEBREAK]
“I’m just figuring out, right now, what I’m doing for New Year’s. I’ve had offers from all around the world — Las Vegas, Macau, Hong Kong, Cabo, Australia, New York… It’s a hard choice.”
—Paris Hilton[PAGEBREAK]
“The Hollywood Foreign Press have just given me a time out from my 20-year midlife crisis. My heartfelt thanks to them.”
—Colin Firth, after being nominated for a Golden Globe for his performance in A Single Man[PAGEBREAK]
“I don’t really desire things. I prefer to spend my money on experiences, on meals or travel. I look at the world through a green lens now, but you can’t make yourself crazy. That feeling of green guilt can be really inhibiting.”
—Rachel McAdams explains how her wealth and fame can sometimes clash with her strong desire to be “green”[PAGEBREAK]
“That sounds funny but if you tell them Susan moves 700,000 units in the first week… We might not need to do the video, but we could do a song.”
—50 Cent is dead serious about his desire to collaborate with British singer Susan Boyle[PAGEBREAK]
“I’m doing Hyundai and I ended up selling myself. I’m reading the lines in the commercials, and I’m thinking, ‘You’re kidding me! This car goes from 0 to 60 like a Porsche?’ I’m reading all the hype and I said, ‘Let me try one of these cars.'”
—Jeff Bridges[PAGEBREAK]
“I was smoking at a club one night, and this girl walked up to me and said, ‘I can’t believe you’re smoking after playing someone in a hospital all this time!’ I couldn’t for the life of me figure out who she thought I was. (Then) she leaned over and said, ‘I think your best work was in Garden State…’ Zach Braff? Really?”
—Justin Long
(Click here for last week’s celeb quotes!)
