[IMG:L]Every Monday we run down the week’s best, craziest and most talked-about quotes from celebs.
“And, of course, here you go: I still love her. But she’s retarded, too.”
—Guy Ritchie, on ex-wife Madonna [PAGEBREAK]
“There’s constant interest in my bottom! The paparazzi always want ‘butt’ shots, girls come up to me and grab it, and people ask to squeeze it. I sometimes think: ‘Everyone’s got a butt, why do you care about mine?'”
—Kim Kardashian [PAGEBREAK]
“I know you’re supposed to tell kids not to do drugs, but, kids, do it! Do weed! Don’t do the other stuff, but weed is good. What you want to do is what I did — build a movie empire and, at age 38, smoke it all away.”
–Writer/director Kevin Smith offers advice to his young fans [PAGEBREAK]
“I pay an extraordinary amount of money to him, and it’s unfortunate because it is what I believe keeps him from getting a job.”
—Anne Heche, on her ex-husband Coley Laffoon [PAGEBREAK]
“I’m terribly sorry that I put the staff in that position… My thanks to the staff for, once again, putting up with something stupid I’ve gotten myself involved in.”
—David Letterman, during one of his several apologies over the past week for having affairs with staff members [PAGEBREAK]
“Well, I knew his intentions, and I knew he was standing up for art. And he told me before, when they said the nominees, he’s like, ‘You have this award.’ And when they didn’t call my name he was, like, completely shocked. And when he walked on the stage, I was like, ‘No, no, no!’ and then he spoke, and I was like, ‘Oh, no, no, no!'”
—Beyonce, breaking her silence to O: The Oprah Magazine about Kanye West’s outburst at the MTV Video Music Awards [PAGEBREAK]
“She’s just a little girl. God gave her a gift and she’s just trying to create. Enjoy her movies, enjoy her fashion; just leave her alone.”
—Dina Lohan, on her daughter Lindsay [PAGEBREAK]
“Anyone at all who has a passion for it can learn about it and use in their lives in so many different ways… like peeing in a bucket and using it on your compost. Pee is an excellent source of nitrogen.”
—Ellen Page, on her recent experience living in an eco-village in Oregon [PAGEBREAK]
“I’m just afraid somebody’s going to stab me one day and think that my power is real and they expect me to start healing. I’ve been thinking about that since the first season.”
—Hayden Panettiere worries that fans can’t distinguish between real life and her character on Heroes [PAGEBREAK]
“It’s the first time I’ve ever watched a movie [that I’m in] and in the end I’m like, ‘OK! I didn’t check my watch once!'”
—Zac Efron prefers his new movie Me and Orson Welles to his previous big-screen ventures
