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Real Chance of Love
(Monday, Oct. 20, 2008)
Brothers Real and Chance, luckless on VH1’s preceding reality-spawn I Love New York, are now looking for “two good real women” out of 15 earnest contestants — the kind of women that would say, “I’m down to ride a Stallionaire fo sho!” Like a herd of cattle, the women (what Real describes as a collective “scrumptious”) are moved into the Stallionaire Ranch House, and one maybe-love immediately breaks a bed; another is assigned the nickname “Meatball.” The brothers confess that their given names are, in fact, not Real and Chance, and some women are unable to compute this; nonetheless, congratulations to the contestant that formed two sentences using both brothers’ names twice: “I’m so happy you givin’ me a chance, Chance. I really am real.” Like with I Love Money and Rock of Love, no need to tell anyone that this is your new favorite show.
LAST FRIDAY’S DO-IT: Marky Mark’s killing spree!
