Why We Loved It So Much: Uh, because we’re easily-titillated perverts?
OK, seriously, we’re all about the kind of bodily self-pride that compels you to snap totally nekkid shots of yourselves in the bathroom mirror. Makes sense that babes like Ashley Greene and Vanessa Hudgens would want to capture their awesome physiques in all of their birthday-suit glory for themselves — or for Zac Efron or Chace Crawford or whomever.
Now, Not So Much: Unfortunately for them and their wholesome-girl personas, both actresses suffered from naked-portraits leakage all over the Web last week, and now we know exactly what a nude Disney princess and a nude Twilight heroine might look like (au naturale Ashley didn’t cover her bottom half, with, like, anything). Very naughty. Girls, all it takes to get such saucy pics online is a phone, USB cord or an angry ex. Common sense, first. Narcissism, second.
While these self-portrait scandals won’t do anything to hurt Vanessa’s just released Bandslam or Ashley’s upcoming New Moon, both chicks oughta be more careful about how they drum up publicity in the future (though this was Vanessa’s second round of nudie shots). Same goes for Rihanna. And Paris Hilton. And Kim Kardashian. Really, we’ve seen more of these ladies than Heidi Montag reveals in her upcoming Playboy spread — and that, people, just isn’t right.
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