Why We Loved It So Much: We’ll gladly admit that Paris Hilton and her baseball player boyfriend Doug Reinhardt are genetically blessed creatures, and we’re certain Paris and Doug would agree that people as dazzlingly dashing as themselves belong together (Benji Madden, don’t you agree?) and deserve to show it off via a smooch here, a smooch there. Even though the heiress runs through men like bottles of Cristal — Benji, Paris Latsis, Stavros Niarchos … Nick Carter? — it seems she’s really into Doug. Perhaps, may we suggest, a little too into Doug?
Now, Not So Much: The constant stream of these two all up in each others’ grills is grossing us out. Prudes we’re not, but seeing Paris straddling a giddy-looking Doug on a yacht in Cannes is TTMI, (the extra “t” is for trashy!). We’re tickled that they’re into each other, but seeing them getting, like, into, each other is kind of vulgar. The partygoers who kicked the couple off that yacht in Cannes for a prolonged PDA session would likely agree. Money can’t buy class, true, but it can afford a posh, private, hotel room. Do it, you too! Put up the Do Not Disturb sign and lock the door. Because you look like d-bags.
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