Yesterday, Lindsay Lohan sat down for an interview with Hollywood.TV to say she doesn’t believe she needs rehab or to go back to jail, even though she missed a court ordered appearance which led an L.A. judge to issue a bench warrant for her arrest. She also maintained,
“I wasn’t partying in Cannes, I was there for work.”
Good try, Lindsay, Really good try. We’d probably believe you, if this wasn’t floating around the internet last week while you were there.
Last time we checked, technology still doesn’t allow for scripts to be dissolved into liquids and actors don’t memorize them by drinking them excessively. Additionally, scripts aren’t cut up with credit cards, molded into lines and then snorted with straws. (They can’t be memorized that way, either.) We’re a good five years away from that. So due to my extensive knowledge of science and balancing chemical equations, in combination with this photo, I can safely conclude you weren’t working in Cannes.
Unless, you were trying to introduce this woman’s hair to a comb. I’d let you consider that “work.”
