[IMG:L]The new Melrose Place, premiering Tuesday, Sept. 8 on the CW, promises murder, extreme blackmail, prostitution and girl-on-girl action — and that’s just the first episode. See if you can delineate truth from fiction in the following 10 rumors …
Meet Ella (Katie Cassidy), a careful blend of Veronica Mars and Janice Dickinson, who every day, leaves some sort of murderous offering in the pool for her personal God, Amanda Woodward (aka Heather Locklear) — praying she’ll visit again.
(Rumor.)
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An orgy persists in the infamous pool of 4616 Melrose Place, its new inhabitants now understand the true meaning of “Tuesday is the new Humpday.”
(Rumor.)
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Occasionally, David bangs his stepmother.
(Fact.)
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Occasionally, David bangs this here lesbian.
(Fact.)
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Ashlee Simpson-Wentz (right), playing herself, is asking the experienced brunette for tips on hooking. The hooker kind of hooking.
(Rumor — though Stephanie Jacobsen (left) does play a prostitute.)
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Not yet out of the closet, the vindictive chef attempts to poison Blondie, who’s scorned him one too many gay times, with a a nicoise salad.
(Rumor.)
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Ten years later, Dr. Michael Mancini still cannot shake off his former flame Sydney, who visits the hospital in stark apparition form, begging for a “medical exam.” She claims she’s pregnant with his baby — and it’s a vampire.
(Rumor.)
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Hey, it’s the new Seth and Summer, engaged to be married and raring to start a family — and willing to do whatever it takes to make money.
(Fact.)
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Father and son discuss inventive ways to make money. Father suggests to son that he use his body to get what he wants — especially with his stepmom.
(Probably fact.)
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Simpson-Wentz, obviously displeased by the news that gorgeous Jenna Dewan is joining the cast. She’s a jealous bitch.
(Rumor. Maybe?)
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