1. She’s going off the rails on a crazy train… Cameron and Justin are coming out of a friend’s house when a photographer jumps out of the bushes and tries to shoot them—with a camera, not a gun, sorry. A chase ensues and the photog jumps into his car and tries to run the celebrity couple down. That’s according to the report Cameron filed with the police. We’re starting to wonder about Cameron and her aggressive tendencies to lash out at celebrity snappers.
2. Lipstick cherry all over the lens… Imagine a steamy photo of a topless honey in string-bikini bottoms sporting a tattoo on her lower back. No, it’s not the cover of the latest Sports Illustrated swimsuit issue—It’s a shot of Cindy Crawford’s 5-year old daughter Kaya modeling a new swimwear line. “Oh my God, that’s ridiculous,” a rep for Cindy tells PageSix.com, insisting the issue has been blown out of proportion. “It’s a stick-on tattoo.” She said the pics weren’t even meant to be used in ads for Melissa Odabash beachwear and insists it was just a fun little photo shoot they did in Malibu one day.
3. She should copyright that… Czech model Petra Nemcova said she went on crazy crash diets in her quest to be a size zero, including zero carb diets. “I just ate vegetables, carrots, tomatoes. I went from a just-protein diet to just eating apples to eating no carbs. I took laxatives. I went through all of it just to be able to model.” Where can we pick up a copy of her weight loss book?
4. Maybe it was a peeping Tom… A guy who was caught on video relieving himself on Tom Cruise’s Los Angeles estate was quickly apprehended and arrested by Beverly Hills police, according to Life & Style magazine. But who was watching the video when the urinator was caught with his pants down?
5. If only she weighed 77lbs… A British newspaper is reporting Katie Holmes is being tipped to play Victoria Beckham in a new biopic of soccer superstar David Beckham. It’s a bad casting call considering Victoria weighs about as much as Suri.
6. Her headlights are always on… “The whole first season, thousands of dollars were spent digitally erasing my nipples.” That’s Teri Hatcher droning on about her protruding nipple trouble on the set of Desperate Housewives. Teri, this is not a rare disorder. It happens to women in the frozen food isle at the supermarket all the time. The remedy? Padded bras—and you can get them for under $20.
7. File this under “Oh, come on”… Alec Baldwin, who has been locked in a bitter custody battle with his ex, Kim Basinger, for about four years now, is all upset because she once likened him to Saddam Hussein. “I remember lying in bed, thinking I wanted to die on the spot. I would say, ‘Please don’t let me wake up. I can’t face another day.’” At this pace, 11-year-old Ireland will be 18 by the time this is resolved.
8. Desperate and grasping at straws… Poor Tom Green said he will film surgery to repair his broken leg for an online talk show. “It worked with my cancer special so why not try it with my broken leg?” Tom said. Because you’ve fallen from grace Tom: You had your fame—and wife Drew Barrymore—for 15 minutes, and now it’s over.
9. Rock, paper, scissors… Shannen Doherty, whose ex-fiancé took out a restraining order against her after she allegedly threatened to hire people to sodomize him on his front lawn, insists her wild-child past has nothing on the likes of Paris Hilton and Lindsay Lohan–because she could never be as outrageous as them.
10. He ain’t no Joey… Matt LeBlanc will have to shell out $15,000 a month in child support to ex-wife Melissa McKnight and pay for their daughter’s future private school tuition fees, medical costs, the services of a nanny, and her college expenses. There will be no dinero for Mel, however: The couple signed a prenuptial agreement before they wed in 2003, in which McKnight waived her right for future spousal support.
