These dream cartoon couples would make for some very special happily-ever-afters …
Carl Frederickson + Madame Souza
Up‘s Frederickson and The Triplets of Belleville‘s Souza are both solitary, curmudgeonly senior citizens who seem too old, withered, and — let’s face it — frail to rediscover true love. But they’re also both single, savvy seniors who can throw down on a good adventure when circumstances (elderly singing triplets, floating houses, et al.) require it. This shared can-do spirit is exactly why they belong together. Souza will bring her dog, Frederickson will bring his kid sidekick, and they’ll be one happy ol’ family.
KEEP READING: Jafar and Ursula! [PAGEBREAK]
Jafar + Ursula
Maleficent magician Jafar and octo-witch Ursula are both evil, somewhat homely Disney villains intent on taking advantage of their films’ respective doe-eyed heroes (his: Aladdin, hers: The Little Mermaid), for their own sinister gains, but they also both possess magically powerful charisma that would likely prove explosively passionate if they were to use it for the good of love.
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Woody + Jessica Rabbit
Woody is definitely Toy Story‘s hero, but he’s also kind of a blubbering, flustered mess when it comes to the ladies. This cowboy needs to lasso in a confident, sexy woman to teach him a few things in the love ‘n’ lust department, and few inhabitants of the toon universe are as drop-dead gorgeous and take-charge sexy as Who Framed Roger Rabbit vixen Jessica Rabbit. If anyone can transform toy huckster Woody into Ken doll-style lothario, it’s this redheaded sexpot.
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Lola + Dory
While they possess wildly different character traits, Shark Tale‘ s Lola and Finding Nemo‘s Dory are both strong swimming ladies of the sea who would likely be good for each other in that Lola could teach the plucky, nervous Dory the art of seduction and cool sex appeal, and valiant Dory could teach the gold-digging femme fatale fish about morals and heroics. Theirs would likely be a brief, passionate affair that would surely end with Dory getting her little fish heart broken, but it’d be one wet ‘n’ wild adventure while it lasted.
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Donkey + Babe
Shrek‘s Donkey and Babe‘s Babe are a match made in barnyard heaven. Babe has a quiet confidence hidden by a shy piglet persona, and Donkey has a manure bin full of insecurities masked by his braying bravado. Not only would they balance each other out emotionally, they’d also fill the barn with a genetically unique litter of donklets.
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Marji + Lisa Simpson
Persepolis‘ Marji is a passionate, political rabble-rouser who refuses to play by the rules of her country’s oppressive government. Lisa Simpson of The Simpsons has championed environmental, feminist and political issues and crusaded against Springfield’s annual snake-whacking day. Together, they could fight for their noble ideals and become the world’s preeminent educated toon power couple.
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Charlie Brown + Violet Parr
Charlie Brown is beloved my millions for being the long-suffering, loser-ish everyman of the Sunday comics. Violet, of the The Incredibles‘ family of undercover superheroes, is beloved for kicking ass, taking names and making herself invisible in order to do so. He could teach her a few things about being humble. She could educate him in the ways of supersized romance.
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Mystery Machine + Lightning McQueen
Like properly inflated tires, this union is all about balance. Cars hero Lightning McQueen embodies flash and speed, Scooby Doo‘s Mystery Machine, a lady to be sure with all those pretty flowers pained on her side panels, is more about moving slow and easy and always taking the high road. This pair of four-wheeled foxes could really rev up each others engines and create a whole new fleet of mini McQueen-Machines in the process.
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Betty Boop + Papa Smurf
Papa Smurf is the coolest of the cool, bluest of the blue, mac daddy of The Smurfs world, and Betty Boop is the toon universe’s classic pinup babe. Much like Brad and Angelina, Betty and the Papa are both charismatic, iconic characters whose union would surely launch 1,000 headlines … or animation pencils.
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Grumpy Bear + Sam Sparks
Cloudy With a Chance of Meatballs‘ Sam Sparks is a weathergirl, but she wouldn’t need any fancy gadgetry to forecast Grumpy Bear’s mood, since he wears it on his tummy. The Carebears cub might be a senstive sad sack kinda guy, but Sam is smart, friendly and hot, so if anyone can change his raincloud demeanor, it’s her. We predict a relationship of rainbows and sunny skies.
