“According to scientists, there is no such thing. Category five is as high as it can go.”
–Shannen Doherty, on her new made-for-TV movie, Category 7: The End of the World
“You think you are in love with a boy, decide to do a video and, all of a sudden, it gets into the wrong hands.”
-Kathy Hilton, on daughter Paris’ sex tape
“If it makes Tom Cruise happy, I don’t care if he prays to turtles. And I don’t think anybody else should.”
–Madonna, defending Cruise’s Scientology kick
“She just would do the weirdest things to make sure she was going to get impregnated by Dennis Rodman. It didn’t work. I’m pretty potent. I’m surprised.”
-Dennis Rodman, on ex-girlfriend Madonna
“It’s called weight gain.”
–Sandra Bullock, refuting pregnancy rumors
“Nine Songs makes Brown Bunny look like Sesame Street. And yet there’s no hullabaloo over that film. I mean, that’s what I couldn’t understand. That was shocking compared to Brown Bunny.”
–Chloe Sevigny, who, ahem, performed in last year’s Bunny
“I felt bad for them. So when we finished the shot, I threw money into the crowd and the kids went nuts. I wasn’t anticipating how crazy they’d go.”
–50 Cent, on showering fans with $12,000 after filming a scene for his new movie, Get Rich or Die Tryin.
“Sometimes you see some of these jokers making $30 million by putting out these pieces-of-s**t movies and you say, ‘Oh my God.’ ”
–Ray Liotta, on his peers’ film choices
“I know I haven’t made a good film since Dog Day Afternoon.”
–Al Pacino
“I’m sick of this film. I can’t wait for it to be over. I’ve been promoting it for ages.”
-Director Terry Gilliam, on The Brothers Grimm–which he directed
