It doesn’t bother Chelsea Handler that after calling Angelina Jolie a homewrecker and a c***, she was punished by no longer having her mail delivered to her wrapped up tightly inside a dog’s colon… but she IS bothered that people were so shocked with her words because she maintains she has been calling out Angie for her craziness for years now. On Monday’s episode of her talk show, she said, “I’ve been making fun of Angelina Jolie since she made out with her brother…” and if there’s anything she’s learned from this, “it’s to write some new jokes.”
Write some “new jokes?” Let’s be eagle scout serious here. Chelsea Handler doesn’t “write” jokes. She writes about the ratio of condensation to alcohol in a lemondrop martini. She writes about getting drunk and having sex with guys, despite the fact they say things like “the thing of it is, is” and occasionally, she hosts something where she dons a pregnant belly and that The Situation secretly velcroes around her body when they’re in a hot tub together. There is no “writing of the jokes” just like there’s no hole in the ozone layer. Ha! Kidding. There’s a hole in the ozone layer and it’s caused by farting cows who eat the same shit day in and day out. Why doesn’t she write some jokes about that? I’m sure there’s something about Al Gore hidden in there somewhere.
Source: People
