Rumor has it that Kanye‘s video for “Monster” will have tons of dead models and crap. Because yeah, a model is a model, right? Right. – NYM
Angelina Jolie‘s new year’s resolution is to learn French so she can appear in a French movie. Doesn’t that just knock your goals of re-upholstering your couch and teaching your boyfriend to wipe down the sink after he shaves, down a few pegs? – Contact Music
Natalie Portman acknowledges that the only reason guys would go see a ballet movie and the only reason girls would go see a thriller is if it had a lesbian sex scene. True, but an easier thing to do would’ve been to just throw Sharon Stone in somewhere. – People
Snooki will now be performing her NYE ball-drop stunt at the Jersey Shore house in Seaside Heights. However, it will be taped today and then aired tomorrow night because MTV has to be out of the house (THAT THEY OWN!) by Friday. – Artsbeat
