As much as I hate to admit it, Robert Pattinson is looking pretty damn good on this upcoming cover of Vanity Fair. I’m pretty sure even that alligator (or crocodile? I never learned the difference because do I really need to know the name of a scary animal to know I want to avoid it all costs?) wants to jump his bones — and not just because he hasn’t had lunch yet and sparkly vampire men are his favorite afternoon snack. I’m not really sure what the alligator-croc-giant-reptile-whatever has to do with Pattinson, other than that stretch for a connection to the headline “Robert Pattinson Wrestles His Way Out of The Twilight Zone” but does it really matter? His shirt’s open! It looks like he’s smirking at ME AND NO ONE ELSE ESPECIALLY NOT THAT BELLA GIRL! (Is what I would say if I were a Twilight fan.) Okay, but seriously, he does look kinda great.
Source: Vulture
