There’s nothing more satisfying than seeing someone whom you presume to be perfect fall flat on his or her face. That may not be the nicest thing to say, but admit it: We all embrace a devilish smile every once in a while at someone else’s misfortune. What do you think the Internet was created for? Well, this week, America’s “Sweetheart” Reese Witherspoon did just that when she was arrested Sunday morning for getting haughty with a cop.
Then, Zach Braff decided to kick-start some fundraising. As of now, he is only about $250,000 shy of his $2 million Kickstarter goal — but this doesn’t excuse the fact that he is a total copycat of the Veronica Mars campaign.
See what the Twitter comedians have to say about this week’s pop cultural events.
10 Funniest Pop Culture Tweets of the Week:
1. Joan Rivers: “Kris Jenner showed off her iPhone case, which says “Queen of F*cking Everything!” Kim has the same one, just without the word ‘Everything.'”
Kris Jenner showed off her iPhone case, which says “Queen of F*cking Everything!” Kim has the same one, just without the word “Everything.”
— Joan Rivers (@Joan_Rivers) April 24, 2013
2. Max Silvestri: “Ugh, Zach Braff. The new Veronica Mars movie should be about the case of the mysterious Look At What We Started.”
Ugh, Zach Braff. The new Veronica Mars movie should be about the case of the mysterious Look At What We Started.
— Max Silvestri (@maxsilvestri) April 24, 2013
3. Michael Ian Black: “About to watch “Game of Thrones.” Hoping The Khaleesi f**ks Jamie Lannister’s arm stump.”
About to watch “Game of Thrones.” Hoping The Khaleesi fucks Jamie Lannister’s arm stump.
— Michael Ian Black (@michaelianblack) April 22, 2013
4. Lauren Ashley Bishop: “how DARE reese witherspoon do something important while i’m taking a nap”
how DARE reese witherspoon do something important while i’m taking a nap
— lauren ashley bishop (@sbellelauren) April 22, 2013
5. Tim Siedell: “Before yelling “do you know who I am?” at a cop, you should be certain you’re famous enough for that cop to know who you are.”
Before yelling “do you know who I am?” at a cop, you should be certain you’re famous enough for that cop to know who you are.
— Tim Siedell (@badbanana) April 22, 2013
6. Sammy Rhodes: “If the AP had just kept its passwords in a folder called “Nicolas Cage movies after 2004” this whole thing could have been avoided.”
If the AP had just kept its passwords in a folder called “Nicolas Cage movies after 2004” this whole thing could have been avoided.
— sammy rhodes (@prodigalsam) April 23, 2013
7. Julia Segal: “Has anyone told Zach Braff he can just make us a mixtape?”
Has anyone told Zach Braff he can just make us a mixtape?
— Julia Segal (@juliasegal) April 24, 2013
8. Patton Oswalt: “The Delta Gamma sorority just accepted the resignation of Rebecca Martinson. Don’t laugh — because now, she is…SORORITY RONIN.”
The Delta Gamma sorority just accepted the resignation of Rebecca Martinson.Don’t laugh — because now, she is…SORORITY RONIN.
— Patton Oswalt (@pattonoswalt) April 25, 2013
9. Stephen Colbert: “I taught @billclinton to tweet! This is almost as exciting as the time I taught Cheney ‘Dance Dance Revolution.'”
I taught @billclinton to tweet! This is almost as exciting as the time I taught Cheney “Dance Dance Revolution.”
— Stephen Colbert (@StephenAtHome) April 25, 2013
10. Sam Grittner: “Don’t unlock the doors to the Bush Center until George W. pronounces nuclear correctly.”
Don’t unlock the doors to the Bush Center until George W. pronounces nuclear correctly.
— Sam Grittner (@SamGrittner) April 25, 2013
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