Bravissimo, sir! You and your drunken effort to mount a nailed down, fiberglass horse is such an example of perseverance that it makes me want to sound my Maine wind chimes in your honor! You poured your heart and soul into trying to mount that steed, and watching you draws more emotion out of me than any of Sarah McLachlan’s ASPCA commercials for blind kittens. You are a true champion, and for that we recognize you as today’s Web Celeb.
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