[IMG:L]1. We so don’t blame you Meesh… Mischa Barton dumped longtime beau Cisco Adler after naked photos of him turned up among Paris Hilton‘s possessions when the contents of her storage locker were posted online at ParisExposed.com. Why is it that seedy pics and videos can always somehow be traced back to Paris?
2. Anna, Anna how does your garden grow… Apparently, Anna Nicole Smith‘s death could not have been suicidal because she told Entertainment Tonight’s Mark Steines she was going to grow okra, squash and tomatoes in her Bahamian garden–a week before her death. We’re not saying she was suicidal, but are future gardening plans proof all was rosy?
3. Where there’s smoke, there’s sexploits… “Britney was into threesomes and girls.” –At least that’s what Kevin Federline’s pal Omar ‘Iceman’ Sharif told In Touch magazine this week. The rap producer claims Britney Spears staged same sex parties at the home she shared with then hubby Cletus. Brit denies the allegations, but who knows?
[IMG:R]4. But maybe Cletus ain’t so dumb… Because he seems to have hired a witty law man to handle his divorce from Brit. Reports last week suggested Federline turned down a $25 million divorce settlement offered by his ex—because he was holding out for more cash money. Federline’s attorney, Mark Vincent Kaplan, slammed the reports, adding “Britney‘s lawyer is too smart to make that offer, and Federline’s lawyer is too smart to turn it down.”
5. Meanwhile, he apologizes for nothing… K-Fed this week told members of the National Restaurant Association he was sorry about a Nationwide Mutual Insurance Super Bowl ad that featured him daydreaming about being a rap star while cooking French fries at a fast-food restaurant. Apparently, they thought it was offensive to fast food workers. “The commercial is completely intended for me, making fun of myself and my own situation,” he said. Everyone got that—or so we thought. It’s too bad Federline had to apologize for his only moment of coolness.
[IMG:L]6. But Paris owes someone a BIG apology… Leaders of the Gay & Lesbian Alliance Against Defamation (GLAAD) want an apology from Paris after a video of the star making anti-gay and racial slurs surfaced on the Web. The amateur video shows Paris referring to someone using the derogatory ‘f’ word and describes herself and sister Nicky as the ‘n’ word. “These are not frivolous words, and to use them as if they are gives tacit sanction to the racism and homophobia they engender,” GLAAD President Neil G. Giuliano said. “Hilton has an obligation to go on the record, explain herself, and publicly apologize to the LGBT (Lesbian, Gay, Bisexual and Transgender) and African American communities and all those offended by these slurs.”
7. But Paris has bigger fish to fry… A Los Angeles federal judge last week ordered the ParisExposed.com, which launched on Jan. 23, temporarily shut down. The site offered visitors a look into Paris‘ financial information, personal diaries, home videos, medical records, and more–for a fee. Paris‘ lawyer said the Web site was a copyright infringement and violated his client’s right to privacy. The items on the site were bought for a reported $10 million from a third party after a $200 storage bill went unpaid and the company auctioned her possessions off for a mere $2,775.
[IMG:R]8. That’ll for sure help her case… Lindsay Lohan has bought Marilyn Monroe‘s old two-bedroom apartment in Los Angeles. In case you forgot, overdose rumors spread last year after a doctor was mysteriously called to Lindsay‘s suite at Los Angeles’ hotel the Chateau Marmont. Lindsay shrugged the rumors off by saying she was no “Marilyn Monroe, overdosing in the bathroom.”
9. From Mandy to Nicole: BURN… Mandy Moore took a swipe at her new boyfriend DJ AM’s ex- fiancée Nicole Richie for her skinniness. “In this industry it’s my job to look a certain way or whatnot and it’s weird for men too,” Mandy tells Seventeen magazine. “But I’m much happier to present this type of person. I’m not Nicole Richie. I’m not like a toothpick, and I never will be.”
10. No one will know, right… WRONG. Cameron Diaz collected a cool $3 million for appearing in a Japanese cell phone company commercial. According to Us Weekly, the ad shows Cameron sporting a super-short bright-green dress with high heels while talking on her cell phone on what appears to be a New York City street–oblivious to the fact that a movie featuring aliens, pirates, cowboys and mobsters is being shot around her. But don’t expect to see the ad stateside–the commercial will only be seen in Japan.
