“I don’t mind blunt-force trauma or getting knocked out, but hate the annoying little stinging, sapping-type bits. I don’t like electrocution–it makes me so angry, like someone pulling your hair.”
–Jackass’ Johnny Knoxville on his stunt likes and dislikes
“He was wearing a ‘Vote For Pedro’ badge and he looked at me and said, ‘Ah yes, you’re Pedro.'”
–Efren Ramirez, a.k.a. Pedro in Napoleon Dynamite, on meeting a huge fan in Anthony Hopkins
“I was doing stuff for the Teen Choice Awards and got the call while we were rehearsing, and I p**sed in my pants! I was excited right off the bat. It’s the only show that I really, really watch.”
-Kevin Federline was thrilled to land a speaking part on CSI: Crime Scene Investigation (as well a cameo appearance on the next season of HBO’s Entourage)
“I turned to Dylan and went, ‘Son, you’re just going to have to pee-pee on Daddy’s back.'”
–Michael Douglas, after being stung by a jellyfish recently
“Maddox just had a birthday. Happy birthday, Maddox! Five years old–it’s a big one! You’re going to be a young man, and I send my love out to you. And send my love to…uh…Shakira…and Shahira…”
–Jon Voight had quite a tough time remembering the name of his granddaughter–estranged daughter Angelina Jolie’s daughter–Zahara
“I was made to feel like I was a fat kid by Michael. It really affected me, even as an adult.”
–Janet Jackson, whose brother Michael used to refer to her as ‘Fat Butt’ when they were growing up
“That p**ses me off. He doesn’t know what I do. I’ve never met him. I work my a** off, I do my own thing, and I’ve been successful at it. I don’t see him with his own clothing line.”
–Paris Hilton, responding to criticism from Josh Hartnett that she’s lucky to have a career
“You need another job. You have potential as a human being. This may not be right for you. Seriously–can you focus on other things?”
–Jeremy Piven, to Access Hollywood correspondent Billy Bush, after being asked if he’d seen Angelina Jolie and Brad Pitt’s baby yet on the red carpet at the Emmys
“I would give my left boob to work with him.”
–Eva Mendes is a big fan of director Spike Lee
“He’s the f**king hardest film director on planet earth. He’s a tough motherf**ker. Although if it came to real blows with me, he’d be in trouble.”
–Jason Statham, on his multiple film experiences with director Guy Ritchie
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