16 Lessons on Drinking That ‘Bridesmaids’ Taught Us

Bridemaids has taught us many things. It has taught us about friendship and wedding planning. It’s taught us never to eat at a strange place before a dress fitting. But, most importantly, it’s taught us some stuff about drinking.

You firmly believe that wine makes everything better:

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Universal Pictures/GIPHY

Beer does not make you bloated:

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Universal Pictures/GIPHY

Your flirtation skills become a little less subtle:

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Universal Pictures/GIPHY

And your dance moves aren’t as great as you think they are:

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Universal Pictures/GIPHY

Too much alcohol and you’ll start making fun of people unintentionally:

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Universal Pictures/GIPHY

But your insults are pretty terrible:

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Universal Pictures/elledriver.tumblr.com

If you see a police officer, you think it’s funny to talk to them:

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Universal Pictures/simococo.tumblr.com

When you’re drunk, you think you can stealthily break into/out of places:

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If you see a puppy, you’ll freak out and attempt to steal them all:

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Sometimes you get confused about whether or not you’ve hooked up with someone:

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GIPHY/Universal Pictures

You go from happy drunk to feeling sorry for yourself in five seconds:

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You forget that such things as TMI exist:

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You start coming up with ideas that you think are brilliant:

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Alcohol suddenly makes you think you’re an expert on history:

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Universal Pictures/stefonmeyers.tumblr.com

Sometimes, life will bite you in the ass. When you’re drunk, a person will bite you on the ass:

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After a night out, you’ll check your bank account and begin to cry:

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Universal Pictures/hellogiggles.com

What lessons did Bridesmaids teach you? Share your answers in the comment section below!

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