Current bastion of good life decision-making, part-time ’90s-era lip liner enthusiast, and *proud* self-proclaimed creator of the phrases “Ily & lololol” Amanda Bynes has a wee bit of a crush, you guys. And not on just any ole man, you see, but rapper/Degrassi star Drake. And hoo boy, is it getting real f**king awkward up in here. On Twitter’s 7th birthday, no less!
It started out simply and innocently enough: a few photos, at-tagging the rapper’s Twitter handle to make sure her adoration was very public and well-known. Oh, I’m sorry — did I say simply? I meant weirdly. As in, very weird. First, Bynes tweeted a photo from a Tumblr called “Celebrity Face Swaps” where Drake’s face was swapped out with Nicki Minaj‘s and vice versa. “He’s the woman bwahahah @drake” was the accompanying text. Which, in a word? Puzzling. Especially because it doesn’t seem like the humor of this photo is really found in the fact that he’s “the woman.”
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Moments later, another tweet featuring a split screen of Drake with his friends and the text “@drake is a hot fellow.” It was all we heard from Bynes on the subject. At least until Thursday.
…And then came the motherload:
— Amanda Bynes (@AmandaBynes) March 22, 2013
That’s right, Amanda Bynes would like Drake to physically end the existence of her lady business in an attacking manner. Which, I mean, hey: you do you in the bedroom girl, but is that what you really want? You can only murder something once, and then it’s dead. Are you ready to one-and-done it with Drake — or are you looking for something more? It’s like you oh-so-wisely (and heathily!) tweeted before, Bynes: “you are who you date.”
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Bynes clearly makes her own rules, goes her own road — but if you happen to be anywhere in the general vicinity of that road, just pull over and wait for her to pass. Hey, different strokes for different folks, as the saying goes, right? No word from Drake on the matter yet, but TRUST, we have reached out for comment because how could we not?
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[Photo Credit: Splash News]
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