All this time we thought Charlie Sheen was just doing his thing and traveling around the country on his Torpedo tour and trying to figure out which state was the one that had the pizza place that made its mushroom slices big enough to cover a person’s fetus in fetu. But we were wrong! It turns out, Charlie had been working on another project — with Snoop Dogg! Together (along with guitarist Rob Patterson), the trio wrote a song called “Winning,” which is in honor of the people who have been suffering as a result of the tornadoes that swept through several sudden states. Proceeds will go to his Torpedoes Against Tornados Foundation, even though it’s terribly weird to dedicate a song about how awesome someone’s life is to a group of people who are down on their luck. But I’ve learned not to ask too many questions.
